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LADS! SPACE KING 3 RELEASES TODAY! Here is a cheeky little 10% discount code for when the store goes live today so you can get all your limited edition Space King goodies cheaper than the non-patreon peasants!

Check out what we have to offer:B-Positive Hoodie

B-Positive Tee

And the No Girls Allowed Relic Box full of all SORTS of precious rare artifacts Space King himself left dotted around the galaxy…

Type in nogirlsallowed10 at checkout for 10% off!

https://flashgitz.shop/password

Thank you all for your support. You make Space King possible!

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Tyler Ignacio

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING SPACE KING PROTECTS

Ant Mex

Can a brother get some long sleeve shirts por flavor por SPACE KING!!!

Izmir Pochuj

Finally, time to throw money in your face again 🙌

Shocker1985

The Space King condom is killing me 😂😂

BZMC

Yoooo

Winston

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Paul Karsch

Where are you able to get the password for the shop, is it something you get in higher tier membership?

Autism crime

I can say with a high degree of certainty that the “space balloon” won’t see use for “collector purposes.”

Xowatle

Is that an almighty SPACE KING condom?!? That might be too large to fit us mortals

Xowatle

I think the shop is not live yet but soon

David Murphy

They said it's for when the shop is live later today

Ree Mcgee

Praise space king

h3llboundshadow

It just baffles me that warhammer active works against potential profits like this. Praise be to space king.

John Warhammer

Do we really want the extremists to rest in peace? They were naughty

Sause

Is that a Zippo blessed by SK himself?!?

Mattew Motley

How long will this merch drop be available?

3reedom

How long?!! Praise be to whom ever gets to the shop first, BRING IT!!!

Broose

Can I get a link to the Discord im supposed to have access to?

Jordan

10% discount code AND episode 3 drop? Best birthday I've had in years. <3

Strawbeary

I cant wait anymore.

CthonianOne

I work in the ghetto, if I'm wearing this hoodie will space king protect me from drivebys

TS Freeboota

PLEASE - PLEEEAEAEAASEASE RELEASE THE INCOMPLETE FLAME-DEVICE SEPERATELY. I'LL NEVER TALK TO ANOTHER GIRL AGAIN! PRAISE! PRAISE! PRAISE!

Speakeazy

These designs look amazing, but be careful where you wear them.

MunchMyCactus

I live 5 min from Milwaukee, with real bloods and crips, I can never wear this sweater in public but by god ill wear it at home

RunningRiffigge

The words and relics of our Space King. As well as his Holy blessing of contraception? PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Proserpine

The tshirt looks glorious boys, praise be

Haza

Complement burger 🍔. Space king is cool AF. What the fuck is that price for the nick naks! That lighter looks cool AF.

Paul Quinn

I may have gone a little nuts, I bought everything.

BangARang

What is the cup made from?

Zeus

Just bought the lot. I'm going to look so gangster with this drip! No one will wanna mess with ME or SK, yo

Dead Sea

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Janno Sinclair BuzzBazz

OO! I want to get this so I can gift it to my child! When he's old enough he can use it to show his dominance over other children. Sad that it can in halfway through the month, so I'll have to gamble and wait until space king bestows his monthly juice squeeze.

sassycat 2007

I dont get paid for another week and a half fuuuuuuuuccckkkkk.

Earl Pineda

That T-Shirt is too good to pass up!

Hakkari

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Pineapplegrenade

Shit, I bought my merch before checking patreon. Looks like space king will get his extra 10%

bezza

what if i only want the lighter case :(

gus who laughs

i already ordered the hoodie before checking patreon

Arvotesh

Same brother. Still worth, though.

Bear

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Earl Pineda

Brother I need that lighter case purchasable separately Brother please.

Brinstar

brother may i have some oats?

Lord Aubell

Brothers! I write for fun and wanted to know if there was a link or a #fanmade I could use to show off a fam made adventure I made within your universe!

Justputwhatever

Will this ship out faster than the Cereal box?

Colbster

I love the shirt but I also dont want to get swiss cheesed

ShellShockOIF

By who? The people Hatemonger was talking about?

ShellShockOIF

You dont seem like the only one asking, friend. :)

Nitemaru

I bought the case and t shirt. I love Space King.

Slip0824

I’m stoked to read the letter that Space King wrote specifically, explicitly, and exclusively just for me. I’ll let you losers know what he said.

Slip0824

You need the entire thing! It is blasphemous to pick and choose between Space King’s gifts. Accept them all, no matter the cost! You’re not (B)eing positive right now.

Slip0824

Gamble for the money. Lie to a local church about being ill for a donation. Sell your body. Be a man. Space King is worth it.

sassycat 2007

I dont even have enough money to replace my left brakes and rotors my 2001 mustang, it has consumed over half of my paycheck in a matter of three days already.

CrackedUncle

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING! (got the case)

Slamslime

PRAISE BE! New hoodie plus a t-shirt!

Tuomas Heikkilä

What are the inner dimensions of the lunchbox?

Dead Sea

Hello, I see that the website has free shipping for certain areas. I'm stationed overseas, but my PO box is technically a California zip code. Would that apply?

Kit Barlow

I noticed that the cutoff date for the pre-order is no longer visible on the website. Has the date changed, or does the cutoff remain October 28th?

OgDamnnation

I'd love to order the sweatshirt and t-shirt but I like being alive.

Graham Crackuh

Copped the shirt and hoodie, might get the box if i decide to stop being poor 🫡

Jeffrey Alsterk

AP mail boxes are all "in the US" so I think it would apply. And if the address won't let you select AP as a "state" then just use CA.

Levi H Mogford

I WANT HATEMACE MERCH PLEASE DEAR GA'AD that box loot is still insanely cool tho, I immediately got one once i got paid today, love all of it, especially the zippo and mug... the icon would be cooler if it were a HATE MACE xd

Levi H Mogford

they only come in XL... sorry, you'll need to look elsewhere for your XXL needs

Levi H Mogford

your ungratefulness shows a profound lack of piety. When Space King returns, i WILL be letting him know about this. The $149 is for the letter alone. Everything else is an added bonus

Levi H Mogford

the lighter case is what you're paying for, the case and mug etc. are just bonuses

Levi H Mogford

why kvetch over a few shekels? Think of it as a donation, and you're being rewarded in some way for supporting the cause. Better than nothing. Much better

Levi H Mogford

why separately? It would be the same price. The other items are just bonuses

Levi H Mogford

(i paid ~$160 solely for the personal letter; everything else is just an added bonus)

Levi H Mogford

if you're shipping inside the US, what's the actual question? Why overcomplicate things? "Yeah I'm on vacation in Sweden, but my address is in the US... do i still get free shipping to my US address?"

Levi H Mogford

depends, have you been a good brother this year?

Justputwhatever

Of course brother, I would never turn my back on space king

Levi H Mogford

styrofoam (jk idk, but i wouldn't drink out of it tbh, unless we get a specific answer)

TS Freeboota

bro I was looking for my comment and saw that FlashGitz's greatest sycophant has been commenting everywhere. How's it going, Don? Keep up the good work; I ended up caving and shelling out all those ducats for some gay little chachkies to get my lighter case, so I guess you were right after all. Praise be!

Zachary Bleam

2001 mustang? Gross. My brother had one and I hated that thing. Small and always had to fix the damn thing

Zachary Bleam

Read the description on the condomn at the store 🤣

sassycat 2007

Its all i've got so im gonna keep it running as long as i can and run the damn thing to death, and its a sports car its gonna be small. Half the things ive done to it so far is cause it sat for 8 years, other than that it hasnt had any real problems.

GoGs Apostle

At least the discount makes living in Alaska a little more bearable. Is the cutoff for pre-order still the 28th?

Lunar Moon

Snagged myself the lunch box. Love the show and want to support it anyway I can. PRAISE BE SPACE KING!

Brainfolds

PRAISE BE BROTHERS!!! I await the artifacts

Technicles

got the jacket and lunch box it really is a breath of fresh air, to see someone stand up to the woke Bull shit in todays media and games, i will continue to support these gigga based chads, i will help in any way, also instead of hate stims we should do globule stims, we could have seasonal stims like winter mint globule stims or, mid summer splash globule stims, im just saying there's potential brothers.

SigmaGaming

Wish I saw this before I decided to finance a fucking hoodie. Worth it though, gonna be my new riding hoodie, can't wait for someone to see the blood sign and try to pull me over

Rucel

I did the exact same thing lol

92FS

I just baught mine. A guy at work today said that I must be a huge space king fan. I was confused untill I looked behind me and realized he saw my water bottle with the stickers on it.

Erick Montes

Anyone know with engraving experience know if you can custome design a space king slide backplate for a sig p365xl? 😂 seriously tho that be dope.

Turd Ferguson

EZ PZ just need a blank backplate

Erick Montes

I got one done already it looks cool asf

Callixtus

NONSENSE !! RE-OPEN PO !! Now... (please please please pretty please...)