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Brothers! Please be aware there's been an ongoing issue of fake Patreon accounts posing as us and telling people they have "won a giveaway". We regret to inform you that:- there is no giveaway right now 😢- These are a scam - we will never run a giveaway or any other promotion via telegram or other dodgy third party encripted messaging app (LOL)- As per patreon community guidelines we can't do random giveaways anymore anyways, so these offers will never be from us- This is our only account, not 'Flashgitz Author' or 'Flashgitz Creator'. Clicking our profile should lead to our main page and nowhere else- All impersonating accounts are being reported and bannedIf you see any of these naughty, naughty individuals, please:- report them to us via DM to be banned- warn your fellow brothers - be sure to waste as much of their time as possible in their telegram chats ❤️

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Ortho42

DO NOT REDEEM

BZMC

Damn... So I'm not getting that doll....

Mothgutz

The heretic impersonators…they will be dealt with…accordingly

Fabulous Fucking Hawk Boy

High IQ men of flashgitz culture are falling prey to 2000s scam giveaways. For shame brothers.

LowKeyStu1997

I figured it was a scam they invited me in their telegram but I blocked and reported them!!!

Simon Eichler

Spaceking looks with raging hate on this liars and desivers

Frank TJ Mackey

THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY GIRLS TRYING TO INFILTRATE THE BROTHERHOOD

Logan Barnard

False prophets, deceivers, and agents of chaos may space king smite them down

RedBear908

Damn, so I'm not getting that Chestnut body pillow? They said what's on the other side would shock me, just like #8 on any given Buzzfeed Top 10 list!

Draxian Starcatcher

Heretics and deceivers. Thank you for the divine intervention. Praise be to Space King.

Ben Pendlebury

Had a riot with one of the scammers for a while. Chewed up time playing the daft cunt

Lila James

Dame that's very heresy. Space King would of damned them with all

Jacob Hickmott

They will be punished with a hate mace enema, no lube.

blunts ninja

Why did I read this whole thing in hate monger voice... thats some rent free right there

Ben Baerts

They are heretics. We shall burn them

YaMumsBox

HERESY We must let them HANG!

Dorkwinkle

It's the fucking aliens! Purge them!

spacedorito98

Or we can get hatemace, NO LUBE.😈

Seth

It’s the female’s doing! I’ve fallen for their traps 283 times 😡

spacedorito98

Brothers, how awesome would it be if we got a Hatemonger video, telling us to watch out for scammers and he has a few of them on a table and kills 2 of them and the last one, with a Indian accent, says, go ahead im not scared for quickand painlessdeath, and then Hatemonger says, oh don't worry I saved the best for you. The scammer legs split apart and Hatemonger says, NO LUBE, and we all know what happens to those who try to commit heresy. PRAISE BE TO SPACEKING. And remember Brothers B+

Mano Clive

My all eveloping love for our boys led to click their link but my inate distrust led me back to the arms of our creators, love you Tom and Don

spacedorito98

Its lube and remember brother B+

Tony

So we have a G... Scam-Stealers Infestation??

Lord Funkicus

Scams?! Who let Valrak on the Patreon?

EvilDeadFan

And make sure to punish them with a hate mace enema! ...no lube...

TheSithcultist

Thanks foe warning me I mist be a winer 💨

Joshua Crager

But you gave me more Space King. It is all that I have asked of you.

The Great Sir Salmon

It was foretold that false idols, heretics and deceivers would arise and try to lead us away from Space King's lovingly and not-gay-at-all embrace and into their twisted Telegram channels. But we are better than that. PRAISE BE

####TooMuchTV####

The scammers mean one good thing. We are getting BIG. The bigger you get, the more trouble you attract. Praise Space King.

Wicked_Dane

I bet the Scammers have purple hair XD Praise be Space King

3ntarii

Praise be to you

ShellShockOIF

Also if they have indian accents.

L0n3s74r

We will purge the heretics! For the glory of Space King!

Hew

NO SCAMMER ALLOWED!!!! (You know, instead of NO GIRLS ALLOWED, lol 😂)

Boiled_egg _boi

No way I already gave them my ssn and sold my first born to them 🫠

SKAVEN LORD

SCAMMERS THOS NO GOOD DIRTY MONEY GRUBBERS! SPITTING IN THE FACE OF SPACE KING!!!

Daniel Phariss

Purge them in the name of space king! (Hatemongers voice)

BrandyLeeT

Poor Terry gave all his Money to the scammers 😭

Modern Barbarian

Fight against the ALIEN! With a Hate Mace Enema… NO LUBE

lonelyturtle

The girls trying to get by scamming. They way in. Prise be

Rubio 2099

As you wish my lords.

Golem's Emporium

Explains why I saw something and it was gone. Good thing I didn't buy into it. Lol

MARKER 3A

I saw something like that. 3 days ago and then early this morning. Thought it was too good to be true. Please purge the filth praise be to Space King!

astrayous

Literal episode idea~ or gag at least. Im sure theres a Space Nigerian Space Prince in Space King. Heretics or scummy heretical loyalist “femboys” a good and funny “we don’t talk about or acknowledge them” for 2/11

Leo Prime

Thanks brothers for keeping us update on this. I guess I’m just gonna have to watch out and be more observant. Praise space king.

NatyDobi

Wretched heretics! They thought they could burrow their way into our sacred brotherhood?!

Cooper Little

Time for a hate mace enema. No lube

Richard Solomon

I love scammers! No matter what you do to them... you never feel bad.

Ted Rando

We shall be vigilant honored battle-brother.

Tomi Tuomisto

No enema, hate mace catether. Lets sound those maggots.

DoomSlayer187 !

Terry would not allow this! Praise be 🫶

Mighty Manntor

The aliens have made an fake Patreon and must be purged

RicanWolf

Hate Mace Catheter? That is pure evil! Love it! 👍

S O

Look like we have another heretic to burn brothers !!!!!

Patrick Molloy

Death be to the false kings, may Space King’s holy fury rain down upon them and bring festering flaming death to them their homes and constituents. Let their screams fall on deaf uncaring ears, drowned out by our holy blessings and epithets to our lord as they broil in shame and agony for eternity. Let them be displayed on high that the heretics insidiously still within our ranks be reminded of the untimate reward of their vile deeds. ++PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING++

Michael A Benge

I lost $35 and they wanted me to pay more. Fucking assholes man. Victoria Perena, you can get out of my immediate area and satisfy yourself aggressively ya fucking lobotomized chimpanzees.

Jaron Talotta

Whew, my grandma was almost tricked by these scams but thanks to this information she's been. Corrected.

PACO Taco

lol no cap I resub just to see wtf it was cuz the post I got a reply on was blocked

THEMAGICKICAN

Is carl-posting ban worthy? 🤔 Why do you guys have such lame mods! I don’t need this! I got a pool! It’s full of chlorine and it’s MINE!

All Brother

Scammers never learn do they?

LoLViX_3D

For sure those are... GIRLS