FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 12/05 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your only source for the weekly, mouth-watering hype that is SPACE KING UPDATES! I assume you’ve all already seen the Space King 4 trailer. If not, crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and go watch it! It’s on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, we even put it on TIKTOK. 

Yeah, we post things on TikTok sometimes. So what?

Thousands of loyal X followers are celebrating Space King’s return!

BEFORE we get to the updates I have a quick announcement: Preorders from the last merch drop will be shipped in January! Your B-Positive t-shirts, hoodies, and the lunchboxes will arrive in due time. Thank you for your patience.

They’ll be here before you know it, brothers! Until then, don’t throw out that paper sack you’ve been keeping your lunch in.

Christmas came early this year for you, Brothers! And now there’s only one more sleep until you get to rot your brain with Space King goodness! I TOLD you it would be early December, but you didn’t believe me! Wait.. you did? You had faith in us the entire time? S-stop it, you!! ;)

This will be the last Space King 4 production update until the episode airs tomorrow, brothers! Get hyped! Your patience will be well-rewarded with the finest episode of Space King your eyes have ever seen. Here’s your last look at the toon until its release!

Look how beautiful everything looks, boys! And you get to watch it for free tomorrow! You’re really living in the BEST timeline.

Many people online were theorizing about this guy, but I already told you guys his name! The perks of being a Brother!

The weather alert calls for raining Psycho Warriors.

That wasn’t a joke. Caution when flying. 

Will we finally find out the mystery of the red globules?

We just might! Unless… the machine fucks up and the red globules were just a marketing tactic? HMMMMM.

A sinister shadow follows our heroes. What could it be? A new single mother for the squad to slaughter?

Bryce figured out the password to Hatemonger’s computer after he changed it.

A couple of beverages for the road.

What do you think is in this icy cave? Find out tomorrow! Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything funny for this one.

I hope you’re ready for episode 4 tomorrow, Brothers! Buy those snacks, eyedrops, and adult diapers because you won’t want to take your eyes off the screen for a single precious SECOND. I saw a lot of commotion on social media about how fast this episode was produced. People are shocked that episode 4 is releasing less than three months after episode 3, and I just want to take a moment to reiterate that it’s because of YOU, Brothers! Your generous patronage has allowed us to grow at such a size where frequent episodes are more possible than ever before. We’re not half-assing it, we’re not taking shortcuts, we’re utilizing the money YOU give us to make Space King the best possible show we can make. So no, we’re not whipping the animators…..Okay, maybe a little whipping. But it was in the contract they signed!To get you further into the mood for Space King, today we’re going to be releasing a video on the Tom and Don channel discussing Space King fan theories! We love fan theories and some of our fans have come up with some very unhinged ones (with compelling evidence, I might add!)

Here’s a few sneaky-peeks from the video!

Not just any theory! A GAY theory!

Taking a look at some of the brightest minds the internet has to offer. Obviously those minds are on Reddit.

Don points out the jokes that he’s hidden in certain shots in this video. If that sounds enthralling, go check it out!

What is that Don is wearing? New merch? Even he can’t contain his excitement!

That does it for today’s update, Brothers! Thank you all for waiting for Space King 4 and having the utmost faith that it wouldn’t take us another 9 months to complete. It’s your support that made it happen, so pat yourselves on the back and go watch the Tom and Don video and get ready to watch Space King 4! Don’t put it off! Because next week is when we start discussing… Space King 5. 

Now onto the moment you’ve all been waiting for: the fan art!

The Tusk Boys by @rahmat.riad on Instagram. It’s a very sick painting with a very sick custom legion. What’s not to love?

A Space King and Smiling Friends crossover by u/Xen0faztic. I can see Squim and Exsanguinator getting along well!

Chestnut’s Demise by u/KawaLexaa. Such a brutal and metal piece of artwork. I love it! 

Thanks for reading this far, brothers! Don’t forget to watch Space King 4 tomorrow!

SPACE KING 4!SPACE KING 4!SPACE KING 4!

Praise Be!