FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 12/19 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome to Fa-la-la-la-Flashgitz Friday, the jolliest source for all things Space King! 

Come over and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!

What’s that? You want Space King 4 to hit 3 million views by Christmas? Why, that’s so thoughtful, little (insert your name here), but that already happened!

3 MILLION VIEWS! TAKE THAT, HERETARDS!

And it only happened because of all of you wonderful little boys who spread the truth about the true meaning of Kingsmas – to get everyone you know to watch Space King as many times as possible.

Now for your holiday themed update! Space King episode 5’s production is going well! The team is like a well-oiled machine at this point. It’s no doubt going to be our biggest episode yet, so luckily we already have the best of the best working tirelessly on this episode.

Unfortunately, we can’t actually enslave our beautiful little workers (it’s “illegal” apparently), so many of them are taking the holidays off before we hit the ground running in 2026. 

But before they left me alone in this cold dark office, they left some of the things that they were working on! Since you’ve all been extra good boys this year, I’m going to reach into my fat sack and show you some of the great things we’ve been working on over here for Space King 5!

You think Chestnut will snap at some point? You think there’s a demon lurking underneath?

Chestnut’s totally kicking Captain’s ass. Trust.

Despite his injuries, Captain wins every time. That’s why he’s the captain! 

Chestnut glares at the statisdisc in disappointment as Hatemonger’s slide on “Psycho Futa” appears.

The squad sells Chestnut into slavery for beating up Captain.

I just really like this guy’s design and wanted to show it off.

One thing I enjoy is that the scale in Space King gets wild, so this guy on the left is like, what, 18-ish feet tall?

We only just recently designed profile views for the main squad human heads! You can’t see them from the side inside their armor, so it wasn’t necessary until now.

Various bags of rocks for when our Warriors get hungry.

Some gun that were designed for the unseen alien threat in this episode.. 

Various devices, probably designed for male pleasure. 

Here’s a better look at Hatemonger’s updated Psycho Shotgun! Some eagle-eyed fans noticed Hatemonger had a little skull inside his shotgun in the latest episode, so here’s a better look at it! 

Another gun design for this episode – the more holes the better!

A big beautiful train station that our heroes will start their journey off in. 

That was your big grab-bag of Space King updated to tide you over for a while, brothers! I’m already super excited for Episode 5, but it’s going to be a while before it’s here. It’s no doubt going to be the biggest episode yet (if the giant train and train station didn’t make it obvious before). 

But don’t worry, Brothers, for there is still more than enough content on the Tom and Don channel to tide you over until Space King 5 arrives!

This week’s episode of Tom and Don is going to be about some of the wildest tactics used by Onlyfans models! Remember the visionary entrepreneur Belle Delphine? It gets way worse than selling bath water!

Whose feet pics would you buy in this photo?

Something is giving these girls downs syndrome and it’s not Tylenol.

That face you make when your cohost says something that will ruin both your lives.

Don’t forget to check out today’s video on the Tom and Don channel!

Well, brothers, that does it for this week’s update! And as usual, I want to give a big sloppy thank you to our Brothers and Greedy Brothers for all your support. Episode 5 is going to be huge and we couldn’t even dream of making something this big without all the support you’re giving us. 

Happy holidays from us over here at Flashgitz, and Merry Kingsmas!

Now let’s get to the fan art!

A VERY sweet sculpt by @joputapelirrojo on Twitter! I love Hatemonger’s jump, Hatemace, the tig ol’ bitties, everything is just so cool.

Terry by @Artrextino_ on Twitter. All these black and white pictures you guys are doing of Terry make him look very intellectual and not at all retarded.

A very sick Captain by u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu on Reddit. I love his big shiny sword in this one.

Thank you, Brothers! 

Praise Be!