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SUPER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-13 21:06:20
Edited:
2026-01-14 00:34:59
Imported:
2026-06

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If you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".

They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank you for your patience 🙏

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Christina Smith

At least I'm allergic to latex, so not like I could use it anyways.

Icarus

Who exactly classed it as contraband?

Lucky Ducky

Lmao omg this has me laughing my ass off

Conner

I don't think you have to worry about us Space King fans using that "Contraband".

Dire_Dwarf

This happened to me for sure lol I was surprised the shipping said returned.

MoreUggaDuggas

They’re gonna use the Globule Protector

WaterSage575

I was wondering why I got only the hoodie

smoky 163

Can’t wait to get mine brothers praise be space king

DarkTales

Well my Relic box still not even shipped, so we will see... I hope it will arrive without problems.

The Boar

Ah that explains why iv not had a update. Space King as my witness I will not use the contraband item.

Cerberus72

Unrelated to this but when are you guys going to be sending out the psycho warrior vinyl figure

Poops

Will we get an email when it ships? I haven’t even seen that yet

Commander Cicada

I pinky promise to get my gf pregnant to make more psycho warriors done worry

DerMetmann

They dont want us to practice the "Safe Sex" so they can take our kids to make more PSYCHO WARRIORS

Paul Dowdy

I personally just can’t wait for it. I’ve been thinking about it nonstop.

Tyler Eckhardt

Next relic box should have a single special space king sock. That should get past those pesky contraband sniffers.

Jacob Hickmott

I definitely will not use the "contraband"

iDankD Patreon

Ah, thx for notifying. And I promise on Space King himself, Praise be to, I will not use "it".

Jason Carter

I wont be using it, as it will be cherished as a holy relic. but why per chance couldn't I?

Lukas.Voj

I swear that i not even planned to use that. Not going let our Space King down🙌

Jacob Hickmott

I honestly want to know what company you guys commissioned to have Space King, Praise be, put on ""Contraband""

VonSpooky

That's hilarious. My Patreon dollars going to spring Tom and Don from an international prison.

Chesly Davis

I was just going to display it’s in my lighted glass case.

Demon2u

Glad yall are helping with this! I was so worried 😟

Jin

Remember all, it's "No Girls Allowed" so only use the contraband on/with the boys.

spacedorito98

WTH BRO, how about just don't use it at all.

Patrick Molloy

it’s plastic which means it’s reusable right?

Seth Little

Nice! Can't wait to use the contraband

David

Mine hasn't even shipped yet according to the website

Isaac Rice

I was wondering about that gang thanks for the heads up

Jin

Jokes not your forte eh? It's all good.

Refill my Meds

Who’s creative idea caused this delay? Wasn’t the same booger eater who thought acid wash was cool, was it?

Tony

How would they even know what’s in the box? And why on earth would a condom be considered “contraband”?!

Nerdy

All I know is that its not meant for use with girls or something like that... right?

Patrick Mathews

"For entertainment and educational purposes only"

Mittenz

Many space king babies in 9-10 months

Magnum

It's cool guys, I don't use condoms anyway.

SarahJRandomNumbers

That's ok, I'm too busy listening to HateMonger explain his theory about how ALIENS (shakes fist) have some "great" plan to replace humans, and how that has something to do with the galactic financial system... It's all very confusing, but he's a great teacher!

Aaron Masters

I assume it was returned because it wasn’t space king sized

Oliver Lindsey

PRAISE BE FOR SAFE PASSAGE OF THE CHASTITY BALLOON!

Eric Gee

everyone knows real Psycho Warriors hit it raw - spread the.... "word"...of Space King's glory.

Infamous Nightraid

Those are considered contraband? Jesus lmao no wonder I had mine taken back.

Max Kennedy

It’s unlikely but I hope you guys restock on the previous merch. I only started getting into Space King before Episode 4 came out & I missed out on the Hatemonger Cereal & No Girls Allowed Lunch Box. I Pray To Space King for previous merch to come back.

Jayson Alexander

Can confirm the hoodies made it but the lunch box didn't. Did the heretards at customs outlaw relics?

Ms Mhu

Any word on when they WILL be shipped out?

Dr Dangalang

China problems - pretty lame and if the next thing I preordered comes from China, I am not gonna order it.

I_Is_Enginere

Ill wait as long as I have to. Prai Sabe

Jacob Sivetz

Watch someone get knocked up and they name the kid Bryce.

Parker Groseclose

This happened to me! I was so confused when I saw it was returned to sender

Xowatle

For me it still says “waiting on details”

TrundleTheGreat

Mine was returned but support was on it right away. Cant wait til it gets here.

ThisGuy_83

I hope we all get a E-mail with some new tracking info soon so far my original order shows as delivered/returned.

Munt

mine just says 'Waiting for details', should I be worried?

Germ

Mine says waiting on details as well

ShellShockOIF

Mine doesn't say anything. Probably because I didn't order one.

jackson diego c-g

don't worry, we're space king fans, there's no way we're EVER gonna be using that relic

Internet Z

I wonder if inFamous Second Son had the same problem.

####TooMuchTV####

What if I use it for personal abuse? Just for the bit. Or is it like a Spencer's gag gift where its not only garbage, but it will also give me a rash?

Jacob Hickmott

I understand that you may have gripes with China but the quality of this stuff is actually good. I have almost all the the space king merch and it's super good.

RedRam-Ipsen

This guy is asking the real questions... 👍😆

Michael A Benge

I better get what I paid for they're no good to me dead

Jenny Everywhere

"For Academic Purposes." If you see something to FAP by, leave it be. It's for improving one's mind. Or something. (Definitely not what you're thinking about, BARRY.)

Dr Dangalang

i got their last hoodie and im not complaining about the quality. I simply dont want shit from china and for the price paid, I think it is a reasonable request. I dont really care to debate it - I will simply "vote" with my wallet.

Buckets of Fun

2026 Goal: How many new warning labels can this FlashGitz community create?

Mouseman

Space king really wants me to use them

BZMC

I'm still waiting and super looking forward to that box

Justin Mathias

Yup my part 2 was delayed and im in oregon they do infront of public schools

3reedom

Im somewhat upset that after I got my lunch box, the lighter was empty. I really wanted to use it when I smoke. Space King isn't pleased :(

Thicc_Boi_Smol

What details need to be waited on? THIS IS HERESY!

Schwoaza Peda

Haven't gotten a sent out notification for the box yet, but got my shirt/hoodie

John Cornelius

can I have an extra one laying around

ben leigh

Do we know how long is going to be

E'kaika

Brother, they did say it was a case only.

3reedom

I was blinded by the light coming off the lunch box and missed that bit

A Dazed Bear

I just received my lunchbox and it came in dented

Fingatoni

Okay so just being clear are the chastity seal usable

Fingatoni

Was it empty empty? You should have received a small pamphlet inside with alien boobs

3reedom

No, I got the pic with (looks around 360 to see if Hatemonger is standing near me) alien boobies ;) Does this make me a heathen? :(

Flashgitz

Hey man please shoot us a dm and we'll resolve this for you!

A Dazed Bear

I contacted the company from website and they gave me some options so just waiting for another reply from them. Will comment back if they do or don’t resolve.

SoggyCereal

Anyone still waiting for their box too ?

Flashgitz

Hey man shipments are still going out! If you'd like an update about your order please send an email to customersupport@warrenjames.org with your order number!