FLASHGTIZ FRIDAY 5/8 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday: the nation’s most trusted source for Space King news and updates. It’s also the ONLY trusted source for Space King news and updates. 

Boy have I got some fun things for you today! But before we get into all the juicy Space King updates, it’s time to take a victory lap! Our 4th child just hit another milestone!

Space King 4 hit 4 million views! It’s a Kingsmas miracle!

That’s right, give yourself 4 million pats on the back because this wouldn’t be possible without you! It’s because you indoctrinated all your friends into becoming Space King fans at my command. And if you haven’t yet, well.. Get on it.

I see you guys are even still painting your Psycho Warrior models! All the ones I’ve seen look fantastic. Even the ones that look like they were dipped in house paint. Check out this one I found on Facebook!

The Robed Psycho Warriors from episode 3! I can see from his gun that he dipped into the green crystal supply…

We love seeing these painted models, so please keep painting and posting them! Also, it wouldn’t kill you guys to draw a few dicks on them! But keep it classy!

We’ve made a lot of progress with Space King 5! We’ve finished up the special poses and most of the backgrounds. We’ve been neck-deep in animation and compositing these last couple of weeks. This means that you guys get to see a lot of shots that are pretty much complete! Lucky you!

Take a look at some of our progress!

Blessed with advanced technology; cursed for it all to be pink.

Captain describes the things he had to do to earn his rank.

What does Space King’s doctrine say about greed? 

One of Space King’s small and humble churches.

Do this gang sign and you won’t get shot!

Look at that sweet moving background! Bet you couldn’t do that, smart guy.

Everyone’s smoking in class these days.

Enjoy this now because YouTube might have a problem with it.

When your autistic homie points out the moon in the middle of the day.

These are Space King’s make-a-wish soldiers. It’s why they’re all bald and frail. 

Has Captain shrunk down to the size of an ant? No, stupid.

A minor accident. Walk it off!

Don’t these shots look awesome? Day by day, we’re getting a better look of how the toon will turn out. It’ll be here in due time, Brothers, but for now, you must be patient and let us cook.

But don’t worry because you still have the Tom and Don channel to look forward to!

The topic on this week’s Tom and Don is about GAMES WORKSHOP and their legal battles. Games Workshop, the company behind Warhammer, is known for being litigious douchebags who sue anything that moves. Why? Go check out the video and find out!

Take a look at some pics from the episode!

POV: You’re about to receive the death sentence for littering.

Did you know Games Workshop didn’t own the term “Space Marine” in literature? They didn’t!

We bring out the old Allegedly Counter: a magic editing trick that makes you impossible to sue!

Go watch the latest episode on the Tom and Don channel! This one is required watching to prove you’re not a tourist.

Well, Brothers, that does it for today’s Flashgitz Friday! I know, this is the part where I cry, too. But it doesn’t have to be forever! I’ll be back next week with another sack full of updates! 

But before we end the blogpost and get to the fan art, I want to thank all our Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and Very Greedy Brothers for your continued support! Space King would be nothing without all of you and your generosity. No toys, no cosplayers, no condoms, NOTHING. So from all of us here at the Flashgitz polycule, THANK YOU!

Praise be to you!

Now let’s check out some fan art!

An amazing Hatemonger mini by u/Tennger on Reddit! This is some great work!

A little Chestnut by @ThomasSpettel on Twitter. Notice his egg-like stature.

A robed Psycho Warrior by u/Lemoeneierpampoen on Reddit. I love the shoulder design!

See you next week!

Praise be!