FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 5/22 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday: the only place that TRULY accepts you for who you really are. 

Because let’s face it! Society just doesn’t care for handsome big-balled alpha-chads who support indie animation… but we do! 

Brothers, today is a blessed day. But this isn’t just a regular blessed day like every Flashgitz Friday. No, today is a SUPER blessed day. Not only will you be able to witness some sick Space King production updates that will make your face MELT, but we also found another Space King cosplay!

Amazing work from 莱茵大锤er on Bilibili. I don’t know what that name translates to, but I hope it’s a slur.

I say “found” because if it wasn’t for our heroes on Reddit, it might have gone unnoticed! Do I need to make a Bilibili account? Do I need to learn Chinese? I want to connect our two worlds…

Notice how he’s not posing next to aliens or big booby girls, but fucking Master Chief. Take notes, boys.

Keep up the cosplay, Brothers! And be sure to post it to (english) social media where we can see it!

Space King 5 has made great progress this week. We’re neck-deep in the animation and compositing stage, which means making things move, adding in the backgrounds that are finished, and adding all the pretty lights. It’s starting to look like a real cartoon, boys! But don’t just take my word for it: see for yourself! The shots below are in-progress, so don’t go freaking out if some of the explosions and effects look a little rough around the edges.

Mind the gap!

Captain flies in at mach fuck to slay aliens.

Yes Cap we see the fit.

The Twitter fan girls finally found Chestnut.

Aliens haven’t invented stud finders yet.

The hogs literally “sniff ‘em out”. Come on this is funny stuff!

The lasers aren’t hitting, but at least the rocks are making contact.

I’m only now noticing that they didn’t give him the big brass asscheeks I suggested. That’s fine…

“Bro what if when they were vaporized, they turned into little strips of bacon. Wouldn’t that be funny? ~ Some animator that was executed for saying that.

You have to remember to walk your ship or it’ll make a mess in the hangar.

Oh to feel the wind in my hair as a dogfight pilot on War World…

As you can see, Space King 5 is going to be insane and we can’t wait to show you! But it’s going to need more time to cook before it’s ready, so be patient and sit tight! Good things come to those who wait. Good things like.. A weekly Tom and Don episode!

Grab your hammer and start mewing because today’s episode of Tom and Don is about Looksmaxxing! Ever wonder why things just don’t go your way in life? Maybe you fumbled a job opportunity or said the wrong things to a pretty girl. Well I’m here to tell you that it’s because YOU’RE UGLY! But don’t worry, because we discuss the different ways you can fix it! Plastic surgery, starvemaxxing, and bonesmashing are cool modern ways to enhance your appearance. Watch this video and you’ll be mogging others in no time!

Girls love it when guys are a little overweight like this

Clavicular..mogged? I’m gonna need to sit down for this…

“Hooba-dooba chobi dogga!” That’s Simish for “subscribe or you’ll never see another episode of Space King again!”

Go watch the latest video on the Tom and Don channel! 

Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! And as usual, I want to give a big thanks to all our Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and VERY Greedy Brothers for your continued support! I say it every week, but every week it becomes more true: Space King would be nothing without all of you! Can you imagine the kind of reach we have now that people in China are cosplaying Hatemonger? We could take over the world! There’ll be no stopping us!

We can’t wait to show you what’s in store for Space King 5, so sit tight and keep on praisin’!

Praise Be!

Now let’s get to the fan art!

Bloodhound in the doghouse by u/Competitive-Ear5373 on Reddit! This is hilarious. I also have a special place in my heart for Bloodhound art.

Some sick Bryce and Alien Queen art by @YaKto666 on Twitter. I love her huge ginormous teeth!

A battle-damaged Exsanguinator recovering on a hospital bed by @hai_yan21478 on Twitter! Very sick art. Those nice white sheets are gonna get dirty though.

See you next week, Brothers!

Praise Be!