FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 6/12 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday: the ONLY place you can fill your tired bellies with nutritious and delicious Flashgitz news!

Today, Brothers, I have lots of Space King updates for you to gorge yourselves on! But before we get to all that good stuff, let’s take a look at some of what you guys have been conjuring up! Newly-painted Psycho Warrior models are popping up all over the place and it’s my duty to put them in the Flashgitz Friday hall of fame.

A Helldiver-inspired paintjob by u/Best-College399 on Reddit. Super Earth belongs to Space King now. Sorry!

Keep posting your Psycho Warrior models! We love seeing your guys’ creativity and le epic painting skills.

Space King Episode 5 has been making tremendous progress! Last week I mentioned that we had finished animation and that we’re moving all our shots to the compositing phase. Compositing means we take everything including the animation, backgrounds, effects, and lighting and put it all together to make the finished shot. And Brothers, we’ve been getting a lot of shots finished!

Take a look at some of the shots below!

Space King’s sacred-yet-underutilized wedding chapel.

A fall from this height could kill you. And whoever you land on. And everyone around them.

Pink suddenly isn’t a lame color when there's 100 megajoules of it headed straight at your ship.

No foes are as ruthless as the Space H.O.G.s. (Space Harley Owners Group).

“Ze Psycho Warriors are hiding in ze attic!” That was a genuine attempt at how they talk.

You can’t 100% the episode unless you find all the secret War World coins.

Chestnut finds a pot of honey to satisfy the rumbly in his tumbly.

Balconies give you a great vantage point to throw peanuts from.

Some of these old plugs haven’t been cleaned since the last time they caught fire.

Smelling weed in public

Chestnut pleads for his squad to be let out of the hydraulic press.

Isn’t the toon looking great so far? Everything we’ve done up until now is finally falling into place and it all looks pretty dope if I say so myself. And I do!

We’ve come a long way but we’re getting closer and closer to episode 5’s release! So please be patient as we keep working on this enormous episode and make it the best episode of Space King so far! But I know waiting is hard, so we have an episode of Tom and Don coming out today to hold you over!

Today on Tom and Don, we’re talking about the degeneracy that is BOOKTOK. While degeneracy is normally fun and cool, it’s a different story when women are doing it. They’ll read these huge fantasy books just for the smutty parts, which just acts as a gateway to even more smutty books! I also heard they don’t even read them. They just jump from dialogue to dialogue like they’re reading text messages. Truly bizarre and animal-like behavior.

Take a look at some shots from the latest episode!

Some of these Booktok videos get really hard to watch.

The spiciest Grimdark Romantasy hitting your local Barnes and Noble.

Pardon the fairy with dicks for wings.

This episode is a great one, so go check it out today on the Tom and Don channel!

Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! I hope you’ve all thoroughly recharged your hype-levels for the upcoming episode because it’s going to be INSANE. And as usual, I want to thank our Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and Very Greedy Brothers for your continued support! This episode of Space King is going to be HUGE and it’d be nowhere near the place it’s at now without your generosity and huge manhood. So from all of us here at the Flashgitz Polycule: thank you!

Praise Be, Brothers!

Now let’s check out some of the FAN ART you guys have been cooking up, shall we?

A dark and gritty Psycho Warrior by @dbehedog on Twitter. A very grimdark piece, plus  I also enjoy his big nose. A+.

A sweet portrait of High Command by @highcommnd on Twitter. High Command has some devout fans out there! I’ve seen the art…

Bryce and Captain wearing matching outfits by @Skwimpler on Twitter. Thanks for this. Really. Thank you. 

Thank you, Brothers! See you next week!

Praise Be!