FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 8/7 (Patreon)

BROTHERS! Welcome to a VERY SPECIAL Flashgitz Friday! We have some important announcements right around the corner, so this will be your chance to get prepared for everything coming your way! By the way, you’ll be graded on today’s attendance.

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!

TOMORROW (Saturday 8/8), we will be posting a SPECIAL SPACE KING ANIMATED SHORT! Yes, it’s actually animated! No, it’s not going to be some podcast-like format like I saw some of you theorizing about on Reddit. Yes, I lurk. 

I don’t know what the fuck this means, but YES! There IS some Space King stuff coming out tomorrow!

Not only will this short give all the freeloaders a release date for Episode 5 (even though all you loyal big-peepee supporters already know it’s 8/29), but there's also going to be an exciting special announcement that YOU CANNOT MISS! Plus, Hatemonger’s in it! 

Here’s a few shots from the short to prove I’m not making it up:

They’ve all been summoned to the YouTube chamber, similar to how you will be on Saturday (if you’re subscribed.)

In this short, you’ll also learn the canonical names for the little blue fish-faced abominations.

You may applaud at any time during the announcement. Clapping your hands is encouraged. Clapping your cheeks is double-encouraged.

Following that short will be a special episode of Tom and Don, spilling some of the delectable details of said announcement. So if you’re not already subbed, go and subscribe to the Tom and Don channel and hit the bell icon to be notified when it drops!

This is all I can show for this week’s Tom and Don section because anything else will SPOIL the surprise hehehehe :-)

You DON’T want to miss these videos! So go make sure you hit that dangly bell on both channels RIGHT NOW!!

Back to your regularly scheduled production update!

Space King 5 is nearing the end of production, folks! At least, all the visuals are almost done. We almost have all the shots completely composited. Plus, I just got word from our VFX lead that there’s actually at least 30 more special effects in the episode than was estimated in “Where’s Space King 5?” So if you watched our latest video on Tom and Don, we actually UNDERSOLD how big this episode is. 300,000 years of human life and you get to live at the same time as Space King 5. Lucky you! 

Let’s take a gander at some of the finished shots, shall we?

MAKE WAY, PEASANTS!

There’s only one auto-blow left. 

Captain ended up with the auto-blow AND the self-suck suit.

There’s a reason you don’t see Psycho Warriors with glass lenses.

If you remember what we said about animating chains, just know that this scene required 4 virgin sacrifices to achieve.

Every hog for himself!

This is actually a regular Psycho Warrior stepping over a toy train. We’ve been tricking you this whole time. 

Captain yells, unaware that the constant gunfire of War World has ridden his squad deaf.

We’re getting ever so close to the finish line, Brothers! Hold out just for a little longer and you’ll be handsomely rewarded with a super sweet cartoon <3

That’s all we have this week! But before I go and make all the preparations needed for our special date this weekend, I want to thank all our Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and VERY Greedy Brothers for your support! 

We couldn’t have gotten this far without all your help! It’s through you that these enormous feats of episodes are even possible. We have a whole sweatshop of skilled artists working to make this the best episode of Space King yet, and we have you to thank for that!

Thank you, Brothers! And see you next week!

Praise Be!

Now let’s check out some fan art!!

Our first fan art of the new golden Captain by @bnm6517 on Twitter! This guy wasted no time pumping this sick piece out! 

The Psycho Warrior with the map from episode 3 by @DeanMamnevArt on Twitter! The “read” and “weep” knuckledusters are fucking sweet (and the QR code takes you to a gay porno).

One of the first Space Hog fan arts by u/No-Technician4990 on Reddit! Don’t be deceived by his joint – these are disgusting heretical abominations.

Thank you, Brothers! See you next week!

Praise Be!