The Space King Board Game - 24 Hours Left! (Patreon)

Brothers! There’s just about 24 hours left on the Space King board game Kickstarter! You know, the one that’s over at SpaceKingGame.com ? 

This is a PSYCHOTIC amount of support! Thank you to all the boys and boys pretending to be girls who helped us reach this insane milestone!

As you all know, the Space King board game Kickstarter campaign comes to an end tomorrow. We expected it to do moderately well (because Space King supporters are God’s strongest autists), but you guys totally blew our humble expectations out of the water. Not only was it a tremendous success, but you’ve all helped Space king make Kickstarter history! We’re REALLY high up on the charts for crowd-funded games!

As the Kickstarter blew past its milestones, we unlocked so many fun goodies along the way. Things like…

BASE GAME - 

A bunch of new loot cards!

A Decal Transfer Sheet for the base game units!

A Pink Line of Sight Stick to stab into your friend’s eyes!

New Campaign Mode - Crusades added!

New Game Mode - Mission Modifiers added!

STRETCH GOALS - 

An Additional Player Pack!

Terry + Solo Mode Expansion!

A Decal Transfer Sheet for all expansion and additional characters!

Yukon Playable Character Box!

A Green Line of Sight Stick! (Terry sacrificed his brain for this.)

Helmet-open Alt-pose Hatemonger!

Helmet-open Alt-pose Bryce!

Helmet-open Alt-pose Chestnut!

Helmet-open Alt-pose Captain!

A ton of extra lore topics voted on by backers for the lore book!

That’s a lot of stretch goals! Let’s take a walk down memory lane and take a look at some of the coolest things we’ve unlocked so far…

Look at all this insane shit! I expect every one of these to be perfectly painted.

Terry! For the players who have a favorite flavour of crayon.

Yukon would be PROUD of your priceless commitment to capitalism!

With their many dice, they shall sweep…

He may be kind of a dick, but he makes for a handsome mini!

For the friend in the group who’s into self-hatred. Hopefully it’s not you.

STILL banned from geno-bombs. Otherwise, the game would be too easy!

Exsanguinator from the B-Positive expansion! Not only is it a mini, but a monument to the funniest joke that’s ever been written.

The Broodmother from the B-Positive expansion, with her seductive appearance to help you face your fears and discover your inner self-hatred.

Chip, from the War World expansion! One who can take whatever abuse you throw at him.

GRIMBOAR from the War World expansion, so your friends can take turns saying “fuck you, Grimboar.”

We also unveiled this Globulous Maximus dice bag as an add-on! So your delicate little dice aren’t left cold and exposed to the elements…

METAL playable dice to come with the dice bag! Otherwise it’d just be a regular bag.

Another sophisticated add-on: the Space King whiskey set! Complete with each squad member’s globule labels and globule whiskey stones! You can pretend they’re actually putting their balls in your drink.

This Space King lore book, which will include a plethora of added topics that will be voted on by those who backed it, will be required reading.

Those are just SOME of the cool things that we got to make with the Kickstarter. If I put every mini here, this would be a VERY long blogpost. And it’s only because of you guys and your support that we have the opportunity to make so many sick things.

But our battle isn’t over yet, Brothers…

Our FINAL goal is $8,008,135 (teehee), and it features a boss like no other.. for hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

The Alien Queen can’t just be one-shotted like in the first episode. So lock the fuck in, Psychos!

Our FINAL stretch goal is the brand-new Boss Mission: Infanticide!

“Descend into her chamber and resist temptation in order to slay the last of her kind. Killing her babies scores bonus points, but with every infant death, the queen grows stronger. 

We all hate aliens, brothers, and we know, trust us, we know.. but we need you to focus and help us conquer this one last mission. For Space King?”

You don’t need to be a herpetologist to see how big them snakey tiddies are. And they could be ours! Once we hit our clever goal of $8,008,135!

The campaign ends in just a day, Brothers! And the number we end on will be carved into stone to inspire future generations. Think of it as Space King’s power level for all our enemies to gawk at. If you’ve been thinking about backing but haven’t decided, consider this your sign! Space King is BY the boys, FOR the boys, and FUNDED by the boys, and this campaign proved that you don’t need to bounce on some Hollywood producer’s lap to make cool shit.

That’s SpaceKingGame.com in case you want to back or if you just want to see our high-score.

Thank you, Brothers! We couldn’t have done it without you!

Praise be to you!