FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/02 (Patreon)

EDIT: Some images failed to embed earlier, sorry about that!

Brothers! Welcome back to FLASHGITZ FRIDAYS, your #1 news source FOR THE BOYS! After all, what more could the boys need to know than the most recent SPACE KING PRODUCTION UPDATES?! That’s really all that matters in this world.

But before we get to talking about Space King 6, let’s do one last victory lap for all those who missed our recent livestream to celebrate the Kickstarter’s success!

That’s a lot of support (schmoney) from a lot of generous supporters (absolute psychopaths)!

In this world, it’s not just about staying in our lane and being happy with what we have. It’s about HUMILIATING others! For instance: our Kickstarter is the 7th most funded game in Kickstarter history and has officially destroyed other games like Battletech, Marvel Zombies, and Avatar Legends.. perfectly fine games based on much larger IPs that just HAPPENED to get totally bulldozed by Space King. Whoopsies!

Thank you all for making it such a tremendous success and keeping Space King independent. We can’t wait to share more as development continues <3

Now let’s get to what everyone’s been waiting for: SPACE KING 6!

Space King 6’s production has been going tremendously well. The team was very excited that we got to show off some of what we’ve been doing on our recent livestream on the Flashgitz YouTube. They’ve been putting in insane hours to make Space king 6 our best episode yet (which to be fair, we’re trying to make every episode our best one yet). We’ve got animation, backgrounds, special poses, and assets all working in tandem right now, leading to a bunch of different shiny cool things I can share with you!

Take a look at some of what we have going on! 

It’s not that far of a drop, you’re just being a baby.

Are all of these bombs duds? Someone go kick one.

Our background artists make these hostile space forests look like a nice camping spot.

A flare gun: because having the enemies come to you beats walking to them.

A special pose had to be drawn so Captain can look properly bored/ ponderous. What’s he thinking about? Genocide?

Puberty is a confusing time.

Child soldiers are no match for Princess the pit bull.

Hatemonger having the ride of his life.

Airbnb called this place “rustic.”

Isn’t this episode looking fucking AWESOME? I can’t wait to show more to you guys next Friday! But no more for now... You’ll get a tummy ache.

But if you’re having trouble sitting still for that long, there’s always THE TOM AND DON CHANNEL to keep your idle hands busy! But first, an important announcement…

TOM AND DON EPISODES WILL NOW BE AIRING ON SATURDAYS! This is to give the team an extra day to prepare the videos and minimize delays. I know many of you listen at work, so we’re sorry if this change fucks up your whole week.

This week on Tom and Don, we’re talking about THE MOST OFFENSIVE BOARD GAMES! Totally unrelated to any other media we’ve put out, we’re taking a look at some of the most offensive board games the world has to offer. Not cute offensive stuff either, like Cards Against Humanity. We’re talking about games that have actually been banned from store shelves, started lawsuits, or might even demonetize tomorrow’s video. If you’re reading this for free, consider becoming a patron in case this one gets the whole second channel taken down.

Take a sneak peek at tomorrow’s video!

Just doing a little online shopping (the psycho armour is a placeholder btw </3).

“Fuck it, we ball” or whatever the zoomers say.

This game is allegedly illegal to sell by the way. I censored everything so you wouldn’t be spoiled, but we’re totally snitching in this video.

Go check out the latest episode TOMORROW on the Tom and Don channel!

Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s exciting installment of FLASHGITZ FRIDAY! And as usual, I want to thank all our Acolytes, Brothers, Greedy Brothers, Very Greedy Brothers, and THE CHOSEN. Not only do all your titles help me reach a good word count, but you’re ones who are keeping Space King independently funded and fending off all the weird Hollywood freaks who want to ruin it. You’re our precious guard dogs fending off the suspicious-looking mailmen. Mailmen who want to buy Space King and make it gay. So for your rabid loyalty, you have our eternal gratitude. 

Thank you, Brothers!

Praise Be!

Now let’s check out some FAN ART! 

A Doom homage by u/SlapMickety on Reddit! This is such an awesome concept. I love the hand strangling the Blap Blap!

An epic Hatemonger piece by @charlex66 on X! The pose is awesome and the lightning effects are sick. A+.

The Grimlord’s Son by @yandoesart on X! It’s not everyday we get artwork of the side characters. He looks properly terrified!

Thank you, Brothers! See you next week!

Praise Be!