Brother of the Month (February) (Patreon)

Every month one glorious disciple is picked at random from the Brothers and above tier to be celebrated as a man amongst men in our Hall of Brothers wherein his portrait will be rendered and hung.

Some might think we are running out of things to write about these many glorious brothers who grace our halls but they would be wrong. For who could run out of things to write when such splendour and inspirations of masculine prowess flank the supple philtrum of Brother Alec. Who could not be driven to pour their verbiage across the page when struck by this big mustache'd conquistador desperado. Running his coarse finger down your naval, whispering hot and airily in your ear. Yes, yes indeed. Brother Alec hears all of our bedside confessions. And, it is said, if the rumours are to be believed... that with every confession,  his mustache grows an inch bigger, so that it may better carry the enormous load of our sins.

Praise be to brother Alec, for comforting us in dark times. But we must also release a direct chapel wide mandate that brothers please stop blowing kisses to him in the hallway.

This concludes February's Brother of the Month! Keep an eye out for March's Brother of the Month, coming soon.