Brother of the Month (March) (Patreon)

Every month one glorious disciple is picked at random from the Brothers and above tier to be celebrated as a man amongst men in our Hall of Brothers wherein his portrait will be rendered and hung.

Brother Sander is a smug son of a bitch. Always making you feel bad about shit n stuff. Look at him, judging you. Do you have a ruby stone in your sword? No. Why? Because you’re inferior to Brother Sander and he knows it. It’s this kind of smug superiority complex that allows him to excel at anything he tries. Whether that’s shaping his eyebrows into perfect little daggers, or leaning nonchalantly on his red ruby sword, that you don’t have, you piece of shit. Now I know you’re asking, where did he get such a prized jewel? The answer is simple, in his own stool. Because Brother Sander’s shit don’t stink. Fuck you.  

Praise be to Brother Sander, for reminding us to project confidence and most importantly, contempt.

Stay tuned this week for March's sticker shipment!