BROTHER(s) OF THE MONTH (May) (Patreon)

Brothers, with our insane output this summer we have regretfully been letting some of our other chapel duties… slide. Please join us this month as we play catch up, starting today with Migetsub, brother of the month from May:

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All sorts of boons are possible with true devotion. Extra limbs to squeeze titties with, or even a third eye to better watch our sweet cartoons. All of this and more have been reported in secret and hushed mutterings across the brotherly monastery.   

Devoted Brothers hither to thither wrack their brains and bodies in new and mysterious ways in order to capture the eyes of their benevolent Gods and hopefully receive some of these precious gifts.   

If indeed such boons are ever granted, they are usually hidden selfishly so as to not rouse the jealousy of other monastery attendees. Yet this is not always so easy, such was the case of Brother Migetsub! Suspicions were first raised when other brothers noticed him in the Luncheon Hall regularly eating the food of two men yet not getting any fatter. It was confirmed however in the monastery library wherein several brothers stumbled upon him reading a book on human anatomy with both hands while beneath his robes something tugged up and down furiously.

   At first it was thought an extra-limb may have been granted to devoted Brother Migetsub. Imagine everyone's horror then when TWO voices yelped with surprise at being discovered in the library. Brother Migetsub had indeed grown new limbs, it's just he'd also grown a new body and head to go with them. For truly devoted he must be indeed.  

Praise be to Brother Migetsub and his twin brother who is also a divine Brotherly-Patron. For they show that indeed two payments of $5 a month is better than one and such displays of virtue at the collection-plate are often cause for all sorts of rewards, yes.