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I, um... need some help deciding.

  • I WILL DESTROY YOU 20
  • REMEMBER TO BE KIND 25
  • TANK'S GOT THIS 68
  • 2025-07-18
  • 113 votes
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Hey y'all.

It's 8PM on Friday. I'm tired and unfocused.

YET there is still COMIC to make. But I'm just not in a state to decide what's funniest. Could y'all help me decide which comic to make? Here are the options:

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Panel 1: Close-up of a fantasy character, running with a sword, screaming "I WILL DESTROY YOU WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY. EVEN YOUR CONSTITUENT PARTICLES WILL BE ERASED FROM THIS WORLD!!!"

Panel 2: Close-up of another fantasy character, the opponent of the first, also running with a sword, screaming "YOU WILL NOT LIVE ANOTHER MOMENT. ON YOUR NEXT BLINK, YOU WILL OPEN YOUR EYES IN HELL!!!"

Panel 3: They both scream as they are about to clash with one another.

Panel 4: Cut to them facing each other at a wedding (both in wedding dresses) as white petals fall around them.

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REMEMBER TO BE KIND

Panel 1: A silly little meme with a frog on a lilypad on it. It says "Remember to be kind to yourself."

Panel 2: Slight zoom out we reveal the meme to be part of a post being drafted. A mouse is clicking the "POST" button on the window.

Panel 3: Shen's face is partially cloaked in shadow as he begins to cackle. "Heh ... HEHEHEHEH"

Panel 4: Shen is doing a Death-Note-Light-type expression as he yells "NOW WHILE THOSE FOOLS LANGUISH IN KINDNESS, I WILL GET AHEAD BY BEING CRUEL TO MYSELF!!"

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TANK'S GOT THIS

Panel 1: Closeup of an RPG healer yelling to one side "DPS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?"

Panel 2: The DPS is at half health, with a line of blood dripping from his mouth. He responds "Not great. One of the attacks skimmed me."

Panel 3: The RPG healer yells to the other side "TANK, HOW ABOUT YOU?"

Panel 4: The tank, with a magic pixel of health and half a healthbar of armor, his legs grappled to the floor with vines, actively on fire, with status effects: Fatigued, Frightened, Burned, Poisoned, Cursed, Cold, Paralyzed, Confused. He is giving a thumbs up and wears a confident expression.

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What do you think?

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Comments

Emily •_•

Omg these are all so good !!!!!!

ScruffyCrowsire

I didn't think computer mouse when I first read panel 2 for the second one. And now I can't stop thinking about a lil mouse Shen posting a frog meme. 😭😂

Steven Fletcher

I like 1, but 3 is the one I’m most likely to send to my friends and say “Us”

Julia Sneed

I just picture Tank with a ._. face

Jeffrey Tsoi

Can we get all of them plz we’ll wait

Dzee Szed

Excuse me I did not join this patron for kindness I am here for the SELF-LOATHING

shencomix

"Damage Per Second"! In other words, DPS is the player role that generally describes the player whose character build is focused on pure damage output, often to the neglect survivability and support abilities, sometimes to the point where they are a "glass cannon," which is a character with extremely high damage output who dies in like 2 hits

Rodith ''Snow Leopard'' Calna

Oh, okay, I understand glass cannons! Thank you for the explanation lol. I'm not a true gamer :')

Hal 🔆

shen these are all so good. I'd love to see the RPG one because I think it would be the relative funniest with all the details and visual characteristics, but the wedding one made me chuckle out loud and the idea of you being mean to yourself while being nice to everyone else makes me a lil sad but like in a fun supportive way hahahahha

Catherine

Please make all three at some point

Limi

These are all great and Classic Shen™, but if we're talking priorities, I would love to see the Tank one. I love a good RPG trope joke 😌

Jon Barker

Both, both is good. Said 3 times, for every combo. But I think every single one of your fans has been that tank, either in gaming or irl 😂