UH OH. I CAN'T PICK TOMORROW'S COMIC AGAIN (Patreon)

Alright y'all, I don't know what I'm doing.

Which comic idea should I do for tomorrow?

Idea #1: Veteran

Panel 1 - Some representation of an internet troll (probably like a guy with sharp teeth, i dunno) points off-panel and says "YOUR COMICS SUCK!!"

Panel 2 - Shen is just standing there, blank-faced.

Panel 3 - Guy: "Nothing to say?"

Panel 4 - Shen: "Brother I've been doing this for over 10 years.

My skin is like rhino hide."

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Idea #2: Pro Hater Origins

Panel 1 - POV, some girl has her hands on your shoulders and is looking at you.

Girlfriend: "Look, I need you to be a little meaner to me."

Panel 2 - We flip perspective to see that her hands are on the shoulders of the Pro Hater, but devoid of her usual expression and attire. Instead, she looks like a mild mannered bookworm.

Future Pro Hater: "But why would I do that? I like you."

Panel 3 - Girlfriend: "I know, but I like being TEASED a little. It makes it happy.

It makes me feel like you're paying attention to me."

Panel 4 - Future Pro Hater looks to the side a bit.

Future Pro Hater: "Oh, well, if it makes you happy."

Future Pro Hater: "Then I guess I can try."

Panel 5 - The paneling disappears as we exit the memory and enter reality. Pro Hater is sitting on a river bank at dusk.

Pro Hater: "That was 10 years ago today.

My first gig as a hater."

Panel 6 - We zoom out a bit to show the river bank. The Pro Hater becomes smaller sitting on it.

Pro Hater: "Happy anniversary."

Panel 7 - We stay zoomed out as the Pro Hater blows a party horn with a quite "pweeee"

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Idea #3: Hyperpop Fan

Panel 1 - Shen is walking towards a jukebox with a coin. A guy in the foreground with a panicked expression is pointing at him, yelling "THE HYPERPOP FAN IS GOING FOR THE JUKEBOX."

Panel 2 - A guy jumps in between Shen and the jukebox, spreading his arms out to shield the jukebox from Shen and yelling "NO."

Panel 3 - 2-color silhouette panel of Shen's hand going through the guy's stomach to get reach the jukebox.

Panel 4 - The guy, bleeding from his mouth, raises his eyes to meet Shen's.

Panel 5 - Shen looks intently back at his eyes as the life fades from them.

Shen: "I will have my beep boop music."

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Which one do you like best?