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EDEN { 34 } (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-17 01:36:26
Edited:
2025-08-07 21:44:55
Imported:
2026-06
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Poll

EDEN { 34 }

  • IGNORE NEW FRIEND. CAPTURE LATER. WHERE DOES THAT HATCH LEAD? 47
  • IGNORE NEW FRIEND. CAPTURE LATER. LOOK AT SOME OF THE BOOKS. 13
  • RIP OFF THE PETALS AND TAKE THE NEW FRIEND. (100% Chance of CAPTURING NEW FRIEND, with just a little bit of greivous injury.) 127
  • THROW THE BOOK AT THEM. (Meant in the most literal way. 50% Chance of KNOCK-OUT, 50% Chance it gets stuck on their horns.) 45
  • PRETEND TO BE INJURED. (75% Chance of CAPTURING NEW FRIEND. 25% chance they'll gain a LOT of distance.) 131
  • 2021-11-17
  • —2021-11-21
  • 363 votes
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Content

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You grab some of the sticks and leaves nearby and open your CRAFTING MENU.

You made LEAFY UMBRELLA.

+ 50% Sun Resistance [ Reduces Chance of EXTINGUISHMENT to 5% ]

+ 50% Whimsy

You shamble across to the house, risking EXTINGUISHMENT.

You live. This time.

THEO

Has entered the house

Yes

YES

THEO is here

MIA scrambles upstairs, pulling a clueless TRUFFLE along with her. A CRITTER HEAD FACSIMILE drops off of TRUFFLE'S head, and for some reason it's filled with water. But you won't be following them because ...

Your business is elsewhere.

You hear them up ahead.

There they are.

THE NEW FRIEND has decided to fight. As their petals spin, the room itself begins to feel like it's spinning.

You slam into the wall. No matter. You are strong. They will not stop the CALIBRATION.

🌞 What do you wish to do? ( In addition to voting, feel free to comment some twist on the action or other small thing you wanna do. One will be included in the next update! ) 🌛

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Comments

Amaterasu Omikami

Pretend to be injured, but chat with the friend! Maybe theyd like to talk?

Muffin

> Open inventory

Kindle Santos

Corruption: forest critter whimsy. Give new friend the umbrella

BerryPatch

This is great because I can't choose what I think is the best option anymore, we're a shadow bear, we're evil(probably). I have to adopt it's mindset. Given that we're drawn without a face I'm going to guess we're either lawful or chaotic neutral. Maybe both. Definitely goal oriented either way

The Rooski

Take the petals too!!

Skittlez

Take the petals and make a friend, but ask why he's so angry?

Charlie

Pretend to be injured, but if you capture the friend, ask him for his petals to make sure he doesn’t start spinning again 🥺

ajwock

Look at the books. Anything we do that isn’t immediately capturing them will make them realize how little they faze us.

Merl

aw man I am LOVING THIS. Pretend to be injured. Then bear hug and carry the new friend if it approaches

J Willy

That “new friend” is obviously the spinning blade monster from way back. Pretend to be injured but CORRUPTION: remove the horns.

Mandy L.

Look at the books together with NEW FRIEND after u capture him!

Letsan

Oh man this update was everything

Daniel Keating

Pretend to be injured by HAVING HURT FEELINGS

Shawna

I feel like ripping the petals off is a bad idea, but there seem to be a lot of wearable items doing weird things to critters. Removing it might help them.

LonMcGregor

Look at the books and see if there are any stories similar to what you're going through right now, they might help

Dan S

pretend to be injured.. CORRUPTION: whan he gets close to us, WHISPER: " I KnOw WhO hAs YoUr LoCkEt................" p.s : He's the spinning monster from before,, who we took his locket from and traded to the weird balance dude.. :)

Faith

Befriend new friend, no need to fight

HoneyBunBun

Pick up new friend and throw him down the hatch, so you can investigate together

Ash-E

Throw the book first, then grab the rug and throw it at them too, hopefully the rug snagging the petals will stop the spinning.

Pafiume

Rip off petals and corruption: replace petals with pages from the book

Rhyan Gilmore

There’s no way that is the same thing from chpt 17 but yes let’s do it

Dan S

Yeah i might have over-reached but thought it would be cool :) thanks for hopping with me on the insane wagon

Erica

I know this isn't what is normally done, but I don't really have any corruptions to add, but does anyone have any theories about what's going on? I feel like the "grounding" and calibration feels like Theo knows the secrets of this world and maybe our characters aren't originally from Eden.

shencomix

totally encourage all discussion of this stuff ofc 🤘

Phoebe Sajor

Aaaah art-wise definitely my favorite update so far. So good.

Ko-Wahi Kit

Pretend to be injured but CORRUPTION slam open the trapdoor to knock them over and capture your new friend.

Hal 🔆

guys it's the forest whimsy version of the spinning thing that attacked truffle and shom!!!! if we had a different way of seeing, he would look like the ceiling fan spinning monster for sure!!

Hal 🔆

nah I'm totally with you, it's definitely the same spinning monster but just the cute version. if we had *A DIFFERENT WAY OF SEEING* it would be the same thing

Dan S

Yesss. i thought maybe the cute versions are like a purgatory version or a matrix version for the real horrible versions of what really happened to our poor friends... somwthing along those lines..

BlushLime

Wait why were there TWO rolls for the extinguishment? Was he rolling with disadvantage 🤔

Erica

OMG yes, I feel like Eden is like a place you end up if you died in some horrific way but weren't bad in your original life (idk, torment and depression?).

trentmurdoc

Omg thank you 🙏 Theo is BACK

Erica

GIF!