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GUY: > Walk on to the end of the level.

You walk to the end of the level. This IS the end, right? I mean, it must be, look at that massive cave. That's an end-of-the-level cave if I've ever seen one. Probably means a cave level is next and that always sucks.

Also, you're pretty far from Badguy at this point. Look at his tiny location indicator.

There's something a lot closer, and it's approaching fast.

You equip the Foot Scope.

You've still got a bit of time before it gets here. Any other precautions you wanna take?

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Use the foot scope to find a safe path

Katly Hong

Kick a hole right back into the map.

Noman

Dash into the cave

Josh Sidlowski

When you became an entreprneur, did you gain all the mouse’s inventory? If so, whip out that Truffle figurine and hold it out like a crucifix.

Kaiburr Crystal

Skip to the next level. We are speedrunners now.

Bradley

Use the location indicator to plug the tunnel

August

Remove all your weapons. They could be friendly! Wouldn't want to spook them.

Isaiah E

BLJ (backwards long jumps from Mario) back into the level into the cave since we’re speed running now

Hal 🔆

YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Clifford Holmes

Curl up into a ball and speedily roll toward them

Pafiume

Rub your hands together until you create a fire, for self defense

Jon Barker

Pick up Bad Guy's location marker and bat the scary location marker away

Daniel Pringle

Also is this secretly Eden Season 2? If it is this is seriously the best

DaniBiscuit

Whip up some pancakes as an offering

Carmen

Should summon badguy and marry him for the in-game bonus

Darkjimz

Pause the game and change the difficulty to Very Easy

Wizerl

It must be a customer. Open a shop. Deal with it

Erica

You're cheating already, so let's try the Konami code and see what happens. Can't be worse than this.

Oni

Fearquit and then delete save data so you can start over a new game from scratch...only...is it actually a new game? Did you throw this game into the in progress game graveyard? How relatable is this to anyone else?