Updates 9.16.25 (Patreon)

Your friendly neighborhood Patreon Guy Carl here, with some NOOZ U CAN UUUZE.

First, the Hazard Bedlam 4.0 (what happened to 3.5? 3.75? Nobody has told me) livestream event in which the Very Special Rewards will be distributed and Announcements about the Future of this Patreon announced and jokes told and words said is Tomorrow, 9-17-25. I'll be posting a link to that as soon as I got it.

Also tomorrow, 9-17-25; those of you looking to get the new bennies will be able to adjust your subscriptions as soon as they go live.

New backers, I'll be dm-ing you to bid you welcome and process your IG follow requests as soon as possible; I was out of town from Friday till late yesterday and will be playing catch-up for the rest of the week. All of your man's fingers are in pies, which sometimes means that he falls behind and is the bane of many a baker.

Finally, I'll be shipping out the last pins in the pin set to $15 backers very soon, like this week or next. Expect pie filling in your envelopes.* If your address is not current or you've been missing pin shipments (Franceska) please follow these instructions and let me know what you're missing in a DM or an email to info@lit-escalates.com.

I'll be on the Livestream eating slices, slamming brews, and cutting capers with your friend and mine Artifex Maximus Joel Phillips, Imperatrix Discordia Emily Chase, and Howler One PB tomorrow, so pop in and say what's good if you can!

Until then, I remain
Your most humble and devoted servant,
C

*Not really, this is a goof