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::Jason Statham Voice:: Hello, bright eyes.

Pages 4-5 of Book of Lorn Episode 1 will be up AT NOON CDT. You will notice that these are comics pages, not prose.

For each Episode, the prose sections will come first, with the comic coming after. The full prose for Ep 1 is live and ready for your dewy eyes. There are no concrete plans as yet to make professional audio versions of these, but if you're super nice I might record a reading with my velvet voice.*

Anyway, go here:
https://shit-escalates.com/ep1_comic/

Happy reading, howlers! If you have issues with accessing the content, I'll be able to help after 4pm Central Daylight Time.

xoxoxo

c

*velvet here being a euphemism for a mason jar of pickled pigs feet in a blender.

Comments

Kee

We would LOVE it read aloud 🙂‍↕️🩷 especially in your lovely velvet pig feet voice 🤣🤣

PeerlessFox

How much do we need to pay Tim to record the prose? Lol