A New Master Caretaker has Appeared (+ End of month update) (Patreon)

(Some important chapter update stuff below)

Hail and rejoice, for a new Master Caretaker has appeared!

When asked which character to choose, Austin gave me a pair of choices: Asterion or Suly. Captured here in a happy moment is none other than our local Dullahan, always ready to tend to the garden, day or night.

He'll also take off his head and beat you with it. Or hit you with his spine. We've got options.

Austin, may your gardens always be in bloom and your enemies run from you in fear. Thank you for all of your support!

End of Month Updates

Hey, everyone! So I have some sad news regarding the next chapter of D&H. I got a great start earlier this month, but everything went to shit once whatever virus was circulating all the schools in our area came home. I was sick. Spouse was sick. Offspring were sick. Yet none of us were sick at the same time, which means that school was missed and I was busy taking care of everyone else instead of working. No shit, I've only had 4 work days in the last two weeks. By the time I had a chance to sit down and write, I simply had no energy for creativity.

It happens.

BUT

When life squeezes lemon in your eyes, you hit it in the nuts. So I used what time I had to get this uploaded and for sale.

That's right, you can officially get the ebook version of Dead and Horny 2, Dangerous Allies on Amazon right now!

(Note: this is a temporary cover because the person I wanted to do it fell through and I'm tired of sitting on finished books)

D& 2 will also be out on Audiobook, likely in a couple of weeks. I probably had other important things to say, but I can't remember what it is and need to go fold some laundry.

Later, monster fans!