April's Girl of the Month (Patreon)

Hi all!

We got an early start on this month's winner, and here she is in all her glory...Daisy!

Wait a minute, that's not Daisy, that's--

OH HO HO! IT IS I, DEATH! I AM THE GIRL OF THE MONTH, AND THAT MEANS NAKED PICTURES OF ME! LOOK AT MY BODY AND KNOW JOY, MORTALS. I NORMALLY HATE BEING STARED AT, BUT YOU HAVE MY CONSENT ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

Daisy was the winner, not--

LOOK AT ME, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE. I AM EXHIBITING A YOUTHFUL SPIRIT IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE DESIRE! LOOK AT HOW CAREFREE I AM!

Goddammit, Death, put your robes back on, you are not the girl of the month!

I HEARD THAT PEOPLE LIKE DIRTY GIRLS, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE, SO I HAVE COVERED MYSELF IN DIRT. I AM ALSO PLAYING HARD TO GET, WHICH IS EASY BECAUSE I NEVER GET TIRED AND AM VERY FAST.

*reads email* Oh god, it auto-corrected to Death instead of Daisy. Wondered how Kat got done so fast...

NOW I AM A BEAUTIFUL SPRING FLOWER, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE. WATER ME THAT I MAY GROW!

Okay, so April Fools, everybody! I hope this got a laugh out of you, and--

AM I NOT THE GIRL OF THE MONTH?

 --and you will be seeing some Daisy art in the--

ARE YOU JUST COVERING FOR A MISTAKE, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE? DID I NOT WIN? ARE YOU IGNORING ME? EVERYBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO DEATH EVENTUALLY, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE.

--near future.

APRIL FOOL'S DAY SOUNDS LIKE A MADE UP HOLIDAY, ANNABELLE HAWTHORNE, AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT.