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February Patreon Poll [NSFW Caution] (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-12 11:18:11
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2026-06
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February Patreon Poll [NSFW Caution]

  • The girls give Joey’s mom her Vday present. As expected, it’s sex 52
  • Kat wraps herself up as one of the other cast members gift. she moves on to another cast member every time her "gift" is rejected 15
  • Carmen cumming during POV sex 24
  • Kevin gives Kat chocolate 2
  • Joey and Kat set a trap for Cupid to take his bow and arrows 12
  • Katherine has "Carmen Date Coupons" that are legit. She also has "Sex Coupons". Carmen shrugs and they get to it. 9
  • Katherine majorly misunderstands the assignment and makes Kevin a chocolate glazed literal beef heart. He partakes out of kindness. 11
  • Joey's mom goes on a blind date and it turns out to be Carmen's dad 6
  • Joey gives Sonic a valentines present 4
  • joey and carmen wholesome sex 56
  • Sandy and Joeys Mom go on a date where Sandy has a vibrator that Joeys Mom has the controls to 5
  • Joey should get laid 3
  • 2024-02-12
  • —2024-02-19
  • 199 votes
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Content

You wrote them, now you vote for them, this months Patreon Poll is now open!

One vote per person.

The poll closes on the 19th.

Winner gets drawn before the month is over!

Comments

stigmaoftherose

I forgot to make a recommendation. Can I just put my vote down for "something that isnt just strait up smut."

Reyna

I voted for Joey and Carmen wholesome sex, and now that it seems to have won, I feel a little bit bad. What if they didn't WANT to? What if Joey only likes Carmen as a friend? He joked once about how distracting her tits were when they first showed up, way WAY back when, but has never really expressed much interest in her himself, sexually, or anyone, really. Maybe he's 'ace' or just above such desires, or is too private or thinks that it would be hypocritical or unethical to use his godlike powers in the world of this webcomic to do anything so tawdry as enjoying carnal pleasures with one or more of his fellow characters, original or otherwise. Maybe on any day of the week besides Thursdays when the main comic page updates, he steals away to Oglaf or C.urvy or Cherry, etc., to get his rocks off with someone who wouldn't at all mind a little happy sexy fun-times with a cute blond guy who is, occasionally ripped AF... but... is it really RIGHT to try to force him and Carmen together like this? Does she want HIM? We recently saw her sitting on Kevin's face, (OH! P.S.... BTW... good for Kevin on both fronts, Carmen AND Katherine mounted up as arguably one of the world's cutest, sexiest dick-ornaments, and the ladies as well!!! Wonderful to see everyone having a good time!) But I'm not sure about pushing THESE particular TWO together. - I mean, we know he's not a prude, from how he reacted to Katherine's assertion that she was going to have sex with Kevin, (whether he wanted to or not, after kidnapping him,) so it's not like he has a distaste at the IDEA of sex, even if it's not precisely consensual, though Kevin may just be playing hard to get. Either way, teenage Joey clearly isn't bothered by the idea of folks getting it on, specifically, two of his friends, Kevin, and Kevin's "box baby". (HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE if in about 9 months, after that New Year's Orgy, Katherine has a baby... and it's a BOX!!! Huh... yeah, I may just be a tiny little bit high still. But pretty funny anyway, right?!?) - Can I rescind my vote UNLESS the characters ACTUALLY want to, and it turns out to be the case that they've just been putting up a front of NOT being obviously and overtly sexually attracted, one to another, until now, but they've secretly wanted to jump each other's bones all along? I suppose the argument could be made that my concerns are unfounded because the requirement is explicitly for WHOLESOME sex, specifically, which opens several opportunities. One, Cuddlep00p COULD screw with us as we deserve, and give us a 1950s era scene in which a black and white Joey and Carmen are shown discussing world events as a married couple might, as they casually push their twin beds together, and then the comic cuts to a cigarette commercial staring that lovable mascot for deadly poison, Jimmy Llama, who loves the smooth, SMOOTH flavor of Llama Mentholated Cigarettes, now available in Men's, Ladies, and Lil' Smokers sizes! Then perhaps an announcement of a new model of Chrysler featuring a revolutionary gas turbine jet engine, and space-age inspired tail fins so large you have to be careful of driving where there are crosswinds blowing perpendicular to the vehicle's direction of travel. - When the ad break ends, Joey and Carmen are shown pulling the beds back apart, hair SLIGHTLY mussed to suggest what they MAY just have been doing, but of course, only by implication. She's still wearing her head-to-toe nightgown, though perhaps one of the buttons on the front is now through the wrong hole, and Joey's shirt is maybe on inside-out, but they're both completely decent as required by the FCC, network censors, the American Committee For the Prevention of Exposure of The Young to Impure Ideas, Rock Music and Other Filth, etc. - (Okay, this has gone on long enough and my conscience is assuaged. If they fuck, they fuck. I just want it only if it's what THEY want, and not because *WE* ... FORCED them to.)

Reyna

NO! WAIT!!!! Katherine's baby is a box with a button on it marked, "RESET TIME, BITCHES!" and she presses it, and it all begins AGAIN! :-D