Royal chamber (Patreon)

"Hi! Would you let me in? I'm a maid and I'm here to clean the royal chamber!"

"... No, you are not."

"Yes! The governess sent me here!"

"... No, she didn't."

"Yes! I.... Okay, fine.... Would you like to play some games with me and then let me in?"

"... No, we wont."

"Okay! Take off your clothes and... Wait... What?!"

"Sorry ma'am,  the king and the queen left us dry-out..."