Lunch sketch (Patreon)

 " Depravity? Depravity?! I'm an explorer! A scientist! How dare they? How dare our "beloved company" to accuse me of such things? 

Sell bags of purple tea almost at the same price they pay me for a ship with its belly full of it, THAT'S DEPRAVITY!"  

Rutherford McCabbage, Scout in the dark forest