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Today's question for you: What is your job and do you like it, and also what do you think the consequences would be if Jeff Bezos paid id to make an ultra-violent shooter where you kill the founders of ebay?

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Felix Mierka

Nice! I think other than an inflated budget and hiring someone with hideo Kojima level writing that it'll become one of those straight to the $3 shelf disc replay games As an artist, what kind of headphones/speakers do you have and use to make music?

Tom

I’m currently working as a legal assistant at a law firm. Generally speaking I really like it because I get to organize stuff, like data and files and stuff, but the coworkers can be pretty annoying at times. And also the lawyers kind of sabotage my systems of organization that I put in place to help them. They’re allowed the freedom to kind of do whatever they want even if it doesn’t make sense. That part I really don’t like. Oh well

Preliminary Petrichor

Answer: I currently work as a teller for a credit union. It's not the best job ever it's pretty repetitive and people can get pretty upset about finances (especially during these trying times.) But it's also not the worst job ever. Also with how much Jeffery makes I think that if that were to happen there would actually be no real consequences for our good friend. Question: What made you decided to start making videos and put those videos on youtube? Were you inspired by anyone? Were you planning on making any money from it?

Katie Kebs

I think the game would be extremely controversial, and there’d be major repercussions for Bezos, but the stir would peak people’s interests and they’d buy the game or watch people play it and he’d somehow make bank off twitch streamers playing it or something…..yea. What’s your experience with animation, making it and watching it? Have a favorite thing you’ve animated? Have a fav animated movie/ tv show?

Holden Moffat

I am a health care aide in Long term care nursing, I am starting to feel a bit fatigued, but I like it quite a lot, I just hope I can work faster while also learning to better accommodate the residents at my job.

Holden Moffat

Also glad to see your uploading again, I am currently listening to your podcasts again. I have a question, about game difficulty, when do u consider high difficulty inappropriate in a game?

кошニヤ !

scribble scrabble オースティンさん。good thing i get to ignore the work question again. office work isnt too interesting. about the bezos game id agree with Katie, he could just buy his way out of trouble and twitch belongs to him so the gamers could have a go before big legal stuff happens. the next question is: did you actually buy a mars bar? if so, how was it?

gray

realistically I think there would be like a day or two of memes about eBay doom, maybe a change.org to get it delisted, but ultimately it would fade & that would be that. what should happen is that it flops & then the eBay people fund a stealth game where u stalk bezos & learn his routine & buying habits & use that information to bully him & it sells millions before his lawyers get it taken down but the Streisand effect takes hold & it becomes the most streamed game on TikTok because it's not allowed on twitch I've been unemployed for almost a year but I applied at the library recently & my hopes & dreams say it's an awesome job that I like very much do u like books? I didn't read books for years but I started reading graphic novels a few months ago & it turns out that words on a page are really hard & words on a picture on a page are awesome & less hard. if u like books what kind do u like?

Kevin Hilt

I develop software for a 3D printing company. It's not necessarily a passion of mine, but I enjoy it well enough and it provides me the financial stability to work on my passions off the clock. In that vein, what did you want to be when you grew up? What would you like to be five years from now?

Manuel Barrette

I'm a physics teacher, though my training is strictly that of a physicist. I enjoy that job a lot, it's very rewarding to help my students grow up and get better. It is a lot of work, not something you can treat as a "9 to 5" sort of thing. Although I have no training in pedagogy at all, I'm always trying my best, questioning myself and openly admit when I don't know what I'm doing. This among other things make it so I quickly earn my students' trust and respect. I also find it challenging due to working closely with so many different people, which makes for a lot of uncertainty, and the necessity to having to sometimes make quick but hopefully good decisions. But yeah, overall, very rewarding work!

TheFrickinG

Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?

HarmoniChris

If Jeff did that, people would petition for his removal from the company. A few would attempt to rally large scale boycotts of Amazon’s services to no success, as in a week everyone will remember how essential Amazon is to their life. The founders of eBay would immediately sue (on the basis of criminal threats and using their likenesses) and try to bring the case to the Supreme Court but be unsuccessful. Over the coming years a relentless legal battle would ensue that invariably ends with the eBay founders settling for a comparably small amount of money.

HarmoniChris

In regards to sampling in music, what kinds of samples do you go for and what are your favorite ways to use them? I remember watching Eggbusters EX Season 2 and thinking “what the heck is that sound in the confirmed jingle?” Later I found out it was a reworking of a sample used for Twilight Princess’ City in the Sky called “Uganda Loop”, a recording of a presumably indigenous woman singing.

Aion

Last week I opened up my first and only eBay account to sell this Rhett and Link Good Mythical Morning bobblehead set that I have two of and only need one of, and after being online for like a few days, my account got permanently suspended by eBay because they "noticed activity that we believe is a risk to our community", and I have NO idea what that means because I am a good boy and thought I was doing everything right, and when I asked them why they banned me, they told me that they couldn't tell me what policy I apparently violated because then I could "circumvent" their policy in the future, so basically, I don't really care about what consequences Bezos should or shouldn't face for making a hyper-realistic and and unnecessarily violent eBay shoot-em-up, because as far as I care, those chumps have it coming (virtually, at least). Also, let me know if you want to buy some limited edition Rhett and Link bobbleheads or a used turquoise Switch Lite. Listener question: what level of "stuf" in an Oreo is the best? Are you a thins, normal stuf, double stuf, or mega stuf kinda guy? Perhaps even the kind to enjoy the limited edition legendary "The Most Stuf" Oreo?

Jambl Bambls

Yo, I make pizzas for a living. My question for you is what are your least favorite pizza toppings?

Sam

Y’all, is the discord working for you? I want to talk to everyone there but I can’t get into the invite page

AntiMS

Totally missed the question about my job last check-in. Lol. Within the last couple of months, I went from writing code for one company I'm sure you've heard of to writing code for another company I'm sure you've heard of. The up sides to the new one are 1) no on-call, 2) no pressure to work late and through lunch, 3) they're fine with me working remotely indefinitely, and 4) very chill and laid back. The only downsides are the pay and vacation time cuts I had to take. Still, though, as employment goes, a more gilded cage than most by far. 9/10 would recommend. If Bezos made video games about killing Ebay founders, the only result would be people would think Bezos was trying to be quirky like Elon. Oh, and question for you: Have you ever played any tabletop RPG's (D&D or what have you) and if so what's your favorite story from a campaign you were involved in?

AntiMS

Oh, one more question. I totally get that editing Eggbusters is just more work than you can commit to right now. (Don't sweat it. It's all good. I love Eggbusters, but I love everything you produce.) Buuuuuuut... you've got a chunk of raw footage and commentary recorded for the probably-not-going-to-happen new season of Eggubsters, right? Any chance that raw, unedited goodness could find its way into the Google Drive at some point?