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Back again with another Patreon Check-In, episode 4. Today we're playing the remaster of GTA San Andreas, which generally speaking people say is a horrible mess. Alright, today's AUSTIN'S QUESTION for you to answer is as follows: What is your favorite time you broke the law?

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Kristopher

So, my favorite time I broke the law was during my bachelor's party a long time ago. My friends and I were just hanging out and decided to design and cut out some spray paint stencils. We made some cool ones like Bob-ombs, Metools, and Goombas. We wanted to test these out, so we went around the city with our spray paint and started graffiti-ing. This was not something we did ever. I’ll never forget these people came up to us, asked if they could use some of our spray paint, and starting tagging this with us. They kept asking us why we were painting in this turf, and why we weren’t painting our names. “Don’t you want to be famous?” They asked. Then when we spray painted a goomba over some old painted name they freaked out and started making a phone call. We bailed shortly after that. Not sure what we got ourselves into that night, or what would have happened if we stayed around, but all I know, is we aren’t famous because we didn’t paint our names.

Tom

my favourite time i broke the law was when i stole a small municipal food recycling bin that was being used as a prop at ikea. it is the most beautiful shade of green and i had to have it.

Aion

Oreo fact: Oreos, first introduced in 1912, are actually knockoffs of the now-unpopular Hydrox cookies sold starting in 1908. After Oreos became more popular and Hydrox cookies came to be seen as an off-brand, they were discontinued, though they are now available once again in a limited capacity. They have sweeter creme and crunchier cookies. Also, though you apparently got a different idea from my answer to the last question, I actually do have quite a sweet tooth—just not for Oreo creme. I will, however, teach your children algebra regardless. As far as crimes go, I have not committed any, because I am a good boy 😊 (or at least that's what I'm gonna tell you, you narc) Listener question: what is the coolest location you have ever travelled to?

gray

I stole a pot shard from Pompeii. it turns out that's a really big deal & I coulda got in trouble for real (like kicked out of the country 😳) but I didn't get caught bc it started raining really hard & they were shooing us out without checking bags. I showed my family after & my dad had separately also stolen a pot shard lol. it's not even a very cool pot shard tbh but I still have it anyway through 12ish years, 6ish moves & a house fire listener question: what is ur favorite time u broke the law? I feel like we deserve to know while we're all snitching on ourselves

HarmoniChris

Not strictly against the law, but here's something that could've escalated into something worse. One day walking home from middle school with a friend, we were walking past an apartment complex and thought for whatever reason it'd be fun to throw a bunch of black berries (that had fallen from a tree and now littered the ground) at a window on the second floor. I think we were trying to see whose aim was the best. Suddenly, a man's face popped up from the window, scaring us. "Who's throwing rocks at my window?!" Our reactions following this could not be more different. Whereas I stopped to explain to the man that they were instead soft, squishy berries and tried to apologize, my friend was already booking it and had made it halfway down the street, demonstrating the difference in our upbringings.

HarmoniChris

What is the worst meal you've ever had? What was the best?

wyatt

when i worked in food i would give people free stuff as much as possible. technically i think that’s stealing, but who cares, i was stolen from every time i generated profit for the company

wyatt

listener question: how often do you consume your own content? (music, videos, old podcasts etc.) what feeling does it give you?besides cringe, cause that’s kind of a given when looking at your own work

Chip Wiseman

My favourite time breaking the law was my best friend and I stealing two Bionicles from high school. The counsellor had them in their office and we concocted a plan wherein my friend would pass them to me through the open window while the counsellor wasn't looking. It worked, and the guilt has wracked me in the decade since.

Kevin Hilt

Congrats on flight school! Do they use Microsoft Flight Simulator as a part of the actual curriculum?

Katie Kebs

At Disney World when I was 8 we were waiting in line for food when I saw the man in front of us drop a $20 bill when he was getting cash out to pay for something, I waited till he was gone, and then picked it up and was like "whoa! Look what I just found!" Guilt weighed down on me for years over that lmao. Question: would you be learning to fly for yourself? Or would you be looking into commercial airline flying? Also plz more airplane factz, I am very interested :) Congrats on flight school thats so damn cool. I used to live by O'Hare airport and now I live near a military base where we get jet flyovers and I freak out every time lol

Schnozzle

A little bit of a boring answer, but prolly pirating Photoshop and Illustrator.

TheFrickinG

I like the game variety in this show.

Logan

When I was 6, I stole a jolly rancher off the gas station counter while my dad was checking out. Neither my dad or the cashier saw. Didn't work out for me because it turned out to be cinnamon, not cherry.

Preliminary Petrichor

I used to work at a jewelry store and I got robbed during my second week on the job. The guy didn't have a weapon or anything he just threatened me so I gave him what he wanted. That counts as light hearted right? I thought it was kind of funny at least. Question: What's the worst dream you ever had? The best?

кошニヤ !

patreon finally let me back into my account so i get to ask my question in time hopefully!! my favourite time i've broken the law (so far) (are you a cop by the way?) was when i scratched up someone's car because it had a confederate flag sticker on it. i tried to just peel the sticker off but it was like.. really on there, so i took some keys to it. funny part of this boring story is, TWO (2) years later, same spot, same car, same time of day even i think - norway sticker instead of the confederate one (is the norway flag a nazi dog whistle?). i still don't know if you ever got that mars bar, so, did you? if not, can i just keep asking this?

Ty Wilcox

My favorite time breaking the law was speeding in other people's cars during a summer job that I worked with my family. It was so busy we had to usually drive 15+ the speed limit to not be late.

Planetbox

My favorite time was when me and my friends tore down Turning Point posters on campus (because they’re Turning Point and they suck). But some of their students caught us doing it one night and started chasing us through campus and tried to accuse one of us of assaulting them and got the police involved. It was an awful experience but a great story in retrospect, and we got very minor repercussions from the school.