Update: December 2024 (Patreon)

TL;DR

-SAOA 18: Currently in YouTube copywrite jail
-SAOA 18 Bloopies: 50%
-SAOA 19 Editing: 10%
-SAOA 19 Recording: 90%
-SAOA 20 Scripting: 100%
-SAOA 21 Scripting: 10%
-MHAA 5 Recording: 100%
-MHAA 5 Editing: 20%
-MHAA 6 Scripting: 25%

L;R

Season's greetings, one and all!

Have you been good little Spumlets? We sure hope so, cuz you know what time of year it is~

That's right! Krampusnacht is almost here!

So break out your holiday schnapps and your vaguely threatening/overtly sexual greeting cards, cuz Krampus is comin' to Nacht your socks off! You don't wanna show Krampus no disrespect, otherwise he's gonna toss you in his Krampus Sack haul you out in the cold and beat you for forty-five uninterrupted minutes with his traditional Krampus Rute! So share your frickin' toys with your little brother, Billy! You know your parents ain't got money for TWO trains! Not in THIS economy!

In the spirit of the season of giving/savage retribution for minor slights, we want to thank you all again for coming to the SAOA 18 premiere, as well as your INSANE generosity with your donations! Like DAMN! We just hope you all still have enough money for your own holidays. After all, we all know what happens if Krampus doesn't get his schnapps. Only way to get out of that is to put on that lingerie he likes and break out Santa's iconic pope hat and wand. That way he can pretend he's raw-dogging his greatest foe.

Anyway, as per usual, SAOA 18 got taken off YouTube the second it went up, so that's gonna take somewhere around 10-14 business days to clear, which usually ends up being about a month. In the meantime, the full episode is available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/saoa-18-116485647

Hopefully, we'll get lucky and it'll be out of jail in time for Chrimbus!

Definitely not in time for Krampusnacht, though. That's in four days! It's pretty last minute, but the stores might still have some pope hats left if you go now. Pro tip: if you can't find a proper wand, a curtain rod works in a pinch. Krampus has got a long night a beating and fucking ahead of him, so he's not gonna check the details too closely. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do NOT get him some cheap domestic schnapps! He has a VERY discerning pallet, and he will not hesitate to put a single cloven hoof up your ass if you try to put one over on him!

Work on MHAA 5 and the SAOA Bloopies is going well, but we will be taking a bit of a break near the end of the month for the holidays, lest we draw Krampus' ire. Until then, it'll be work as usual, trying to get as much done as we can before 2024 comes to a close! Thank you all again for your continued support, as ill-advised as it may be. We couldn't do what we do without you guys, and we are grateful to you every single day. Except Sundays. That's our day.

We gotta get back to it, but we here at SWE wish you all happy holidays, and good luck appeasing Krampus (or as he's known in ancient folklore, the Avatar of Lust). Just tickle the prostate, or that mean, horny bitch'll steal all your gifts.

Season's Beatings (btw we only made a little bit of this up)
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