Update: April 2026 (Patreon)

TL;DR

-SAOA 20 Editing: 75%
-SAOA 21 Scripting: Making outline of season
-MHAA 6 Editing: 15% (explanation below)
-MHAA 7: Recasting major roles and going through demo reels
-FruBA 2 Editing: 40%

L;R

LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

This update is scheduled for One Fall!!! Is that a lot?! We don’t know! Do we not have it in the budget for a Two Fall?! Is that a thing?! We don’t know anything about wrestling.

That said, we are INCREDIBLY excited to announce our new wrestling career! We shall be known as Salmon Boi: surmounter of waterfalls, jizzing on every egg we survey! And then we die, having completed our life cycle! But not before we take everyone else with us!!!

That’s right! We’re taking on all comers (hehehehe) in the Squared Circle, which we have covered in glass and filled with water! You’ve heard of the Boy Aquarium?! Well, welcome to the AQUARIUM aquarium! You may THINK you’ve got a 50/50 shot of beating us, but we’re a genetic freak cobbled together from equal parts SWE, salmon, and some beach-themed luchador shit we found in the dumpster! We’ll see you in that Soggy Circle, Samoa Joe! That’s a Salmon Promise! BITCH!!!

But we suppose we should give y’all some abridging updates before we jet off to our fabulous new wrestling/movie career (What? Like they’re NOT gonna make a movie about this?).

UPDATE THE FIRST! SAOA!  The Alfheim finale continues apace! Lip flaps are being locked in at record speed, and Matty has even reached out to Adventure Noises (of Bat Funeral fame) to add a little custom animation to the season’s end credits~

UPDATE THE MHAA! First, good news! Carrie has finally broken free of her Adobe overlords, and is currently trying to get a handle on her new situationship with Davinci Resolve. It’s still early stages, nobody has said the L word yet, but things are looking promising good so far. A bigger setback is that we’ve had to recast a major role, but the upside has been that it gave us an excuse to expand our talent roster, and BOY HOWDY did y’all show up for that! We asked for demo reels and you said “hold my beer”! We’ve got almost 500 emails so far! Y’all are STUPID talented! The downside is going through 500 emails does take a bit of time, but the ones we’ve heard so far are incredible, and we’re so thankful to everyone for submitting! 

Sadly, time runs short, and we must away. Our first deathmatch is about to begin. That’s how wrestling goes, right? It’s like a brutal gladiatorial fight to the death? Wait, are we thinking of gladiators? Eh, we’ll play it by ear. Our SALMON ear. Now, be sure to tune in for one hell of a (death?)match, as we take on a horrific amalgamation of John Cena and the Rock! You may wonder how we can fight what we cannot see, but fear not! Salmon Boi smells what the invisible rock man is cooking, and it’s… OUR EGGS?! Oh god, you monster!!! You cooked our children!!! Everyone knows salmon roe is served RAW!!! DAMN YOU!!!

See you in the ring,
Something Witty