Update: August 20th, 2018. (Patreon)

Some kind of humourous greeting... which may or may not be directed at "the bois"...

Look, they can't all be gems. We can't just spit out hilarious rants every week. We gotta work on the episode CAUSE IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!!!
IT'S COMING REAL SOON.
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
FROM MY AMAZING COCKSMANSHIP.
HA.
NAILED IT!
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
WITH MY PENIS.
WHICH IS GARGANTUAN.
I'M NOT BRAGGING OR ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST A FACT.
YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED FOR YOUR MOTHER.
MAYBE JUST GO CHECK UP ON HER.
BRING HER SOME SOUP.
SHE AIN'T GONNA BE WALKING AROUND FOR A WHILE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEEEEEEEAN.

YOU SEE, I SAWED OFF HER LEGS WITH MY RIDICULOUS DICK.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT HAS TEETH.
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE.


Okay, but real talk though
SAO 13: Lip syncing - 100%
             Visual effects - 100%
             Sound effects - 85%
             Music - 25%

MHAA 1: Lip syncing - 69%
               Visual effects - 15%
               Sound effects - 35%
               Music - 10%

Love,
Something Witty