Update: September 3rd, 2018 (Patreon)

Okay guys, here's the happy haps.

We're gonna break it down cause there's a lot more of you. Like a ridiculous amount of you. Thank you so much for your patronage. Like real talk? We wouldn't give us $5. You are allowing us to live. We wouldn't allow us to live. We don't deserve life. That's for people with real talent like doctors or mimes.
Anyway, as the internet once said to Firefly, "You're wonderful, we love you, don't leave".

UPDATE... ASSEMBLE!!!!!!
Why aren't you assembling... fine... we'll write it.

Alright, in episode 13 takedown news, if YouTube is being honest with us, and I can't imagine why they wouldn't be, SAOA Episode 13 should be back on our YouTube channel in the next 20 days or so!
Yaaaaaaaaaaa(internally screaming)aaaaaaaay!!!!!!
In the meantime, it is still available to all of our $5 and up Patrons,
but we have been looking into multiple ways to bring it to everyone else.

Way the first: Other video hosting sites.
We looked into a bunch of websites, including your many suggestions, such as Vimeo, Bitchute and (hilariously) PornHub. One of these sites dicked us pretty goddamn hard. That's right... Vimeo bent us over a barrel, savagely fucked us, told us they were done, spit on our backs, waited till we turned around, and then blew its load all over our collective faces.
Not only did Vimeo take the episode down, but they instantly deleted our account...and immediately gave us a full refund! I know that last thing defuses the anger a little bit, but I'm gonna keep it going!!!
THE BASTARDS!!!

The others sites didn't really inspire any more confidence. I mean, one of em was for gun safety videos, AND WE HERE AT SOMETHING WITTY ARE A SWORD PEOPLE!!! DAMN GUNS, TAKING THE FOOD OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF OUR SWORD BABOOS. I TELL YOU, THIS WORLD HAS REALLY GONE FAITH HILL SINCE THEY INVENTED THAT GUNPOWDER. NOW ARMIES ARE SLAUGHTERING MILLIONS AND WOMEN CAN VOTE! IT'S TERRIBLE!
So anyway, a lot of them seemed a bit shady and we'd rather not get into a situation of having our stuff on 15 different websites that we'd have to manage and probably just get taken off of anyway.
Better to side with the devil you know and all that shit.

Way the second: Making our own website
You may have heard of a little group called Team...was it three or four stars, I'm pretty sure it was stars... anywho, we reached out to TeamThreeTetrahedron to ask about building a video hosting site. They  said "Don't" so we ain't gonna.
They told us about their many attempts to find a company to host their videos on their servers, but apparently they all kept dying. This made us the sad.

Way the third: Just share the Google Drive link
That's a Patreon reward. It's for patrons.

Way the forth: Fuck It
After careful consideration, we decided to do another stream on Twitch last Friday for the fans who had missed the premiere. We also decided to take a risk and archive the episode along with a Q&A from us:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/304318218

We're unsure if/when Twitch will pull it down for copyright, but if it does and our Twitch channel is put at risk, then in the future episodes will be a Patreon exclusive until our counterclaim goes through and our episodes return to YouTube.

Here's hoping that doesn't happen!!! Woooo!!!! Don't be a Vimeo about this Twitch!!! Wooooooo!!!

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Love,
Something Witty