Update: October 22nd, 2018 (Patreon)

Why?!!
Why did they leave us?!!
Why does everything we love leave?
Did we do something wrong, or is it simply an inevitability?
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The bois are no longer back in town and we are the sad.

Now we're gonna fill the void left by our loved ones with work.
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Wait, no. Not work.
DRUGS.
We're gonna fill the void with drugs.
Like true artists.
While we wait for our UberDrugs guy (His name is Micheal, he's a good boi. He brings us dat dank cush... is "cush" with a "K" or a "C"?), I suppose we could finish off that last scene of the SAOA 14 script. That way, we'll have the first draft done, hate it, throw the entire thing out, rewrite it from scratch, hate that version WAAAAAY more, then try to recreate the first one, which we will retroactively decide was perfect in the first place.
Do not judge our process. Jimothy never said a goddamn thing when we sacrificed his heart to Quadrigore. Course that might have been more the chloroform than politness.

MHAA editing continues, with decidedly fewer human sacrifices. Don't get us wrong though. We said "fewer", not "none". Carrie and Izzy have a "To Do" list that they're chipping away at, slowly but surely. Carrie is learning a lot and we're very proud of her and making her write this which is making her cry like a BITCH!
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It's true.
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We have lots of tears planned for Friday as well, when we play spoopy games. Suggest unto us games that will make us curse your name forever more. Make them SO spoopy and SO unpleasant that the scent of fear-urine (we call it furine) will linger in this house for a thousand generations!
Then, soon after, the true horrors will begin...
Join us on the Discord hang while we watch..
I don't wanna type it, Izzy.
TYPE IT!!!!
Jem...
LOUDER!
JEM!!! GODDAMN JEM!!!!
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!! TRULY, TRULY, TRULY, OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!!!!
I've never been happy.

We know you guys are jonesing for some Der&Der since we left you wanting last week. Never fear!!! We have Strahd on Thursday and Fate on Saturday!
In other random streams, also hopefully, maybe, perhaps expect a Humble Stream on Thursday.
I know. Exciting stuff.

On that humble note, get our dicks outta your mouths and clean yourselves up.
How'd ya even fit em all in there, anyway?
You're like that Guinness World Records guy who had like 100 cigarettes in his mouth at once.
There's no award for this.
You slut.
MWAH!

Something Witty