Update: October 2023 (Patreon)

TL;DR 

-MHAA 4 Recording: 100%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 80%

L;R

Merry Spooples, everyone!

Let’s raise the spoops in this haunted hizouse! Also thankful! Cuz in addition to the glorious gift to goth that is Halloween, we also got Canadian “aka real” Thanksgiving! Yay pie and candy and cereal killers! That’s not a spelling mistake! We gonna absolutely SLAUGHTER some bowls of Booberry! It’s just the best month, y’all! We’re gonna get so fat! Can’t wait!

Anyboo, in between gorging ourselves on processed sugar, we should probably try to get some work done. On that front, THAT SCENE IS DONE! IT’S DEAD! WE FUCKING SLEW IT WITH OUR MIGHTY PEN! We mean, we might have to do a few rewrites on it once we do a second pass on the whole script, BUT FOR NOW IT’S DEAD FOREVER! And we get to move on to the third of the three episodes! Who’s ready to get shanked in a parking lot?! Woooo, spooky~

But you know what’s really spooky? How absurdly close we are to A MILLION FRICKIN’ SUBS!!! Seriously! Go check! How did this happen?! Seems like you guys are really liking the Shorts, and we truly appreciate that. We’ve said it before, and we will never stop saying it, but thank you. Seriously. Thank you so much for enjoying everything we do. Even Smartphone. We forgive you for liking Smartphone.

Just like we hope you’ll forgive us for our Halloween movie picks this year. For those that don’t know, we like to watch movies with y’all on Friday nights over on our Discord server, which is available with a $1+ Patreon membership here: https://www.patreon.com/SWE

Every year, the three of us pick out a Halloweeny-type movie to inflict we mean show the others. It’s a real good time. Trust us~

What do you mean you don’t trust us? Is it because we showed you the seminal classic Stay Alive starring Frankie Muniz as “Swink” last year? Look, we stand by it, and if your brows aren’t high enough to understand it’s true artistic value, then that really says more about you than it does about us. Plus, one of those gross brothers from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gets smoked by a terribly CGIed medieval ghost video game carriage in the middle of the street. Fucking art we say! Join us, you cowards!

And with that, we must return to the grindstone. We wish you many spoops and much candy. Or much spoops and many candy. Up to you. We don’t judge. Dress up all slutty. Get that dick. Just like the pilgrims. 

Merry Thanksbooging,

Something Witty