Coffee Shop Moonshine (Patreon)

I headed to the local coffee shop for a calm environment for me to think in. It was early and in the morning, and I was ready to write my autobiography. That's totally what I was doing with the coffee shop's free wifi. You can't proove otherwise! Anyways, as I was doing my research, that freaking cat found me again! It wasn't enough that she ruined my biology research now she catches me here! And she's stepping on my keyboard! I haven't even gotten my coffee yet! I wonder if she'll take "I'll fuck you later." as an answer...