Aussie Oi (Patreon)

Meanwhile in the Australian capital of Melbourne, a Kangaroo named Ranga was excited to start a barbie. Like usual, it had been raining in Australia for days so, Ranga was keen on finally getting to grill. On the menu for her today was shark stakes, and shrimp of course. She had a cooler full of cheap beer, and the temperature was a refreshing 123 degrees F (50.7 C for everyone else).

She invited any bloke she could find over for the arvo, dags and dipsticks alike, while fighting off a crocodile at every corner. Though the roo just wanted a barbie, the blokes were quick to offer up a banger (not the kind for a bunnings snag). Most people would think the dudes were being ratbags, but not this sheila. She got into pozzy, and asked for them to act quick before they’re sprung.