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free freestyle slam poems for patrons (Patreon)

Published:
2018-06-18 14:40:43
Imported:
2026-06

Content

ask for a poem about you or a topic you want and i will MAKE YOU THAT DARNED POEM IN THE COMMENTS right here

(currently paused for right now as of June 30)

okay ready set go



(these poems are also an apology for lack of patron content I couldn't log in for almost two weeks due to an account verification issue)

SO WHOMST'D'VE wants a poem????

Comments

NosHyena

topic: EXAMPLES hiya nos hyena here i'm making these poems got no examples yet so i guess this one will show em drinking those red bulls probably ain't good for my colon i don't have the wordsmanship of leonard cohen

Aiden

Dude hell yeah ! Go ahead boi !

Anonymous

About the coolest of airports

NosHyena
>>13172665

CHANGI AIRPORT is a destination in singapore it’s the epicenter of the country it’s got 5000 floors 22 million cafes and 5 billion people in it it really smells good but they need to change the linens mic drop PEACE

Anonymous

Oh snap! Hit me with your best shot.

Pencer Pine

Smash a poem about your dream of being a lumberjack yeen!

NosHyena
>>13172634

LAYING ON YOU LIKE A SLEEPING BAG attached to a hammock next to my cleaning rag i quit my job the other day to build a tent and go outdoors i hope that i don’t snore BUT I IMPLORE the folfs of the world to remember this when you be having the best damn sleep of your life who inspired such a bliss it was the YEENSTER the scenester the furry con EENSTA- -grammer THE HULK was actually bruce banner put this date down on your planner jun 18 the date i made some rhymes and dunked it i’m a slammer

NosHyena
>>13172630

AIDEN’S A KITTY who’s damn majestic he be WILD AF he ain’t domestic claws out ALL THE DAMN TIME he be protectin n attackin he got the two modes he ain’t slackin went out yesterday TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO rented aladdin and now can recite the entire shrek movies backwards DON’T MESS WITH THIS CAT

Evelyn

Topic: blessing the rains down in Africa

NosHyena
>>13172724

BEST SHOT ryker husky got the best shots on his desktop color correcting those snaps till he’s the best of- -all time furry photographer he makes the rest flop so proud of his work he got his chest up all bout that cali life on that cali grind he’s a canine eats those pork grinds switched on all times like New York minds HE DON’T GO TO OLIVE GARDEN he go to the finest restaurants cos it’s only the best he wants RYKER he’s a striker scores those goals eats those chest nuts STEAK dinners every night husky gets the best cuts WANNA SEE HIM YOU BETTER GET DRESSED UP in a fursuit or a real suit either works and you’ll be a GUEST of hon

NosHyena
>>13172974

I PUT TOTO’S AFRICA THROUGH GOOGLE TRANSLATE 10 TIMES AND IT RETURNED ME WITH THIS "This salt costs me a lot to get rid of you” no dragging no away THIS CONCEPTION OF AFRICA has gone astray quite funny that africa was a song about not understanding the continent at all does it contain NEPAL?? SENGAHL? RU PAUL?? THE TAJ MAHAUL?? it may contain six of these previous things uttered but what the song does not contain is a lack of heart and spirit it in fact has the MOSTEST IT HAS THE MOISTEST LYRICS IN THE WORLD so wet and gooey and soppy full of spongey lyrical bliss like the salt down on the kilimanjaro forest i actually am really bad at remembering toto the lyrics hold the line, rosanna's on the phone and she’s singing piano man!?!?!!?!??!/1/1 a billy joeyl productisnon

NosHyena
>>13172751

SMASHIN' THIS POEM like billy corgan smashed the 90s or steve harwell smashed a song that talks about glitter and gold into the collective consciousness of contemporary culture i’m a yeen lumberjack and I am jacking for some lumber i jack for lumber frequently i deal with long trunks and wood quite often firm bases AND PRICKLY TOPS BRUSHY LEAVES THAT WILL SKRITCH YOU i hope i don’t encounter a fursuit that is made of pine because it would be very itchy for both the wearer and the hugger AND YOU NEED AT LEAST ONE PERSON INVOLVED IN THE FURSUITING EXPERIENCE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME i am not a very successful lumberjack i saw and chop and plow my LUMBERJACK SEEDS all day but all i became was gay or pan a pan’s labyrinth of oooooh yasss i can i struggled to spell labyrinth i spelled it ladybrinth like a lady bug not a cute pug in australia we have shoes called UGGS AND WE CELEBRATE THEM ON A MUG and this is my dream to write poetry about being the lumberjackiest jacked yeen so thank you for listening-yeen

Anonymous

Okay I'm down. Do one of me! >:D

Bon Pansky

Ill take a nos original

Anonymous

Make one about me, *about Skittle folfs yayyy*

Anonymous

A poem about the UK

Anonymous

About me and my depressed ass 💕

Anonymous

Ohh, I would love one. Hmm, do one about me and software development :)

Anonymous

A poem about how I don't even know how my sona's name is pronounced :D

Anonymous

Ok sure why not? How about a poem about my Fursona, Kuma? He's a shy but fun loving chubby Raccoon who loves French Fries, loves to say "MEH!" and is the token straight male furry in this fandom. :3 (not even kidding on that last part. Lol)

Anonymous

I would appreciate a poem about me, please

Anonymous

I want one about the Great and Fabulous Grinwald Hagelbaum X3

Anonymous

You gonna sing them haikus like Jacksfilms? XP 🤔... One about bunnies!

Anonymous

me and mario kart wii

WrenYena

Good to have you back :P (edit: apparently hitting enter on mobile sends the message instead of a break, whoops!) If you'd like to do a slam poem about myself and/or Hyenas in general, that'd be awesome :D otherwise maybe something about yourself and your own experiences (having lived both in Australia and the US)? It could be interesting and fun to hear.

Anonymous

About my main sona that’s my profile pic. Fido Bloo

Anonymous

tacos poem for sure.

Anonymous

Try for bunfoxes? Bunny/Foxes?

NosHyena
>>13174363

TOMU though it's hard to fundamentally change chemical states Like tryna lift a boulder by yourself and then launch it into space Remember that you affect us positively with all your grace Amazing energy and vibes you be puttin all over the place Just remember to save some of that care for yourself It's easier said than done but you're always prepared to help All of us even when sometimes we be going through hell I hope you can help you like you've helped us navigating through these hells But don't feel like an outcast cos together we all gonna outlast that depressed ass So then it's just an ass, but not asinine, This donkey gonna spread love to the world make it shine

NosHyena
>>13173688

ERROR ONE THREE ONE FIVE maybe i should name your sona hive cos you be the worker bee getting all the pollen to the queen helping out with so many channels in this community see you every day on each stream hanging out and chatting shoutin out this yeen damn you be one of the loyalest coolest out there i've seen just wanna shout you how much i appreciate you being what you've been knowing you is a treat and a dream i'm so blessed YASSS queen

NosHyena
>>13173696

VECK heck wait one sec you requesting a poem from me?! i’m perplec- i mean i’m perplexed at the amazing effects you achieve with your hands and mind it’s perfect magical you could say all hands on deck or is it just one hand? magic i don’t really understand but it’s a skill that takes sleight of ham shuffling jerky cards with your fists the jack of beef links card hidden up your wrist sleeve that’s the stereotype we dream of bout magicians but i saw a documentary saying it’s all actually real i think it mentioned hogwarts anyways as i fix up my wig those are my long thoughts

NosHyena
>>13173868

BON PANSKY is it bon pan-ski or bon pan-sky?! if this was colorado i'd be saying your name’s damn high but you’re from the high lands, if i remember correctly, scotland’s from where you hail, looked your number up in the husky directory, you’re partially a panda too, does that make you a fan of leaves? well you’re pretty sedentary so you probably don’t need the febereeze or are you the more energetic type that jumps amongst the trees?! ANYWAYS BON this has been fon i don’t know what type of rhymes i’m on but i’m the zon

NosHyena
>>13173926

RAINBY we making it rain skittle folfs all colors of the rainbow sugary goods goodness the taste is an amazing flavor this colorful anthro canine is a great sight to savor got a tail like an LED light a rave with it strong ass potato hands could build a pavement with it i’m putting in all this inspiration into this poem that i could gave it cos rainby you make it rain with kindness and positivity we got a cave of it endless supply of colorful rainbows inside it’s like a halo OwO i wish i learned how to play halo do i mean the game or the beyonce game i’m not sure ayyo but that's all i got for right now that seems to be all i can write now gotta hit the send on this tight round of darn cool rhymes that's alright wow!

NosHyena
>>13174120

UK you beauty royal fam so snooty scottish wines they fruity buckinghams they looty they rich as hell rich peeps palace guards, don't sneeze haggis lard, not for me i get northern irish in my groceries it's partially UK like jams scones and bootay the other half it ain't from here like coronas and fosters beer it's so damn clear i'm a fan here of the best tier country yeee

Anonymous

Hmmm. I'd like one! =] I am a Dingo from Florida, I try my best to be a fun person. I want to be a hotel manager, Want to be better known in the fandom eventually. ^.^

Anonymous

OWO I want one! My name is PUKK from Spain,I am a kind person,i want to be a programmer of computer software and i am new in the fandom. Sorry for the writting but im not very good at english.

JohnnyTikitavi

if you are still doing these, I would like a poem about cheetos and sadness

NosHyena
>>13191844

(I'M GONNA GET THRU ALL OF THESE Y'ALL) all of these tacos **dabs** it's quite remarkable don't have the pineapple ones when boof is around He'll complain about it til everyone's heard the sound and definitely don't awoo in his presence He'll fine you like you're one of his peasants so make sure to give him a nice filling make sure the tacos are fresh hot and they aren't chilling because BOOF will try the spiciest tacos ever, boy he's willing and even though they get the best of him, you know with his chilli ingestion skills he's KILLING

NosHyena
>>13174941

miracusa miraculously makes machines manifest machiavellian macros, morose modules, magnificent mappings. the software is HARD-worn from the HARD WIRED brain of this HARD CORE fox FIRE fox STAR fox programmer instagrammer FOR CODE writing files that look SWOLE elite at programming as a WHOLE

NosHyena
>>13175515

Taeliou, or TaeliOW is it like a U, or is like a COW, does it start like “TAY”, or does it start like TA-EE what do word even do what do words even mean what even is a yeen is it a hyena or is short for something like Your ElvEs mariNA but it’s probably just short for the animal wait i forgot there’s also taeli-OH, that wasn’t the plan i know OKAY THERE IT IS

NosHyena
>>13191812

FIDO bloo he’s the coolest dude he’s got glowing blue hot fire, blinking too he’s top secret K9 all furries think he’s fine he only gets online to spread those positive vibes oh FIDO you’re sublime he’s in the K9-6 he knows just what you’re thinkin’ criminals if you commit crime so don’t do it or he’ll put the bark into it a modern day super hero all bad guys fear the FIDO BLOO

NosHyena
>>13176201

KUMA Raccoon here’s a special poem for you he’s a connoisseur of French food I mean those fries they taste good he says “MEH” all the time cos he ain’t into guys in the way that you see all the time in this furry fandom that’s why but oh this raccoon guy has a big raccoon heart loves to spread that positivity always does that from the start i got these rhymes a la carte some words that you can snack on Ha Kuma matata i could say i didn’t get it right BUT DOES IT MATTER BECAUSE KUMA IS GREAT

NosHyena
>>13177114

SYAN WOLFE that EMT that blue wolf that OG furry who’s so loyal to me so loyal to them so loyal to we he hails from florida that sunny state he’ll make you smile give you a sunny face PAWS CLAWS all in your face but he do that in a happy way he so hap today soon gon be his hap birthday so when u turn 19 hope it’ll be a FINE THING hope it will have MERRY JOY IT BRING hope the words that i write YOU CAN SING hope that this poem makes sense to YOU WOLFE but i tried my best and that’s all i can do so when u put on that collared shirt on you think about all the important things that you do you help so many people out yeah it’s true so syan wolfe this freestyle poem goes out to you!

NosHyena
>>13183990

SPY KID infiltrating the mario kart CRUISING ROUND BOWSER’S CASTLE what a fine art AND CATCH HIM OUTSIDE ON THAT RAINBOW ROAD he gon BLUE SHELL you SO WATCH OUT TOAD and i heard that’s he’s great with those drifting skills can accelerate around corner on those two wheels on that two wheeled bike he’s on the ‘tendo switch he’s doing real good he’s make your items ditched with his lightning bolt he brings that made fire gonna be first in the podium his only desire and if you say he ain’t good well then you must be a liar cos he’s the best in the world he wins the mario kart empire!!

NosHyena
>>13178127

THE GREAT AND FABULOUS GRINWALD HAGELBAUM is it ‘bum’ or ‘baum’ i ask myself writing this on the lawn name sounds like a lord or a saint is grinwald yellow? no grinwald ain’t got that fantastic purple fursuit that dutch pink-ish hairdo loves to meet people make them smile all the way through man got that hat on the head looking so sly with expression all over there would like amoore of that musical stuff especially cos i see you’re a member of the fan club and fox is pretty cool so i know that’s what’s up so hagelbaum keep doing you keep repping that purple i’m only partially that but i guess it go down to my curple but you that color all over and you got amazing style GRINWALD HAGELBAUM you gon be remaining fabulous for a while whoop!

NosHyena
>>13183610

MISTURGY suggested this lyrical thing about bunnies they be hopping and breeding around like crazy ain’t it kinda funny? and i ain’t cruel i’d like one as my pet and not one for the tummy we could be great friends with this rabbit play scrabble and gin rummy i’m a monopoly champ but i know the hare got good game he’s got the hotels on northumbeland or virginia depending on what edition you play he’s kinda a genius that’s why he always get paid he’s kinda a sleezy bun that’s why he always get laid but this bun he’s so fun he’s great company in conversation i think he heard about the latest allegations about the alligator corruption scandal it led to quite frustrations but bunny’s center of it all he’s done his research on paid vacations working at the newspaper he’s the most popular in the office even got those pictures of spider-man for jameson he got no losses he’s the coolest in the board, coolest in the room, he’s the best bun around you will have heard of him soon and you bet he’ll be around like a YIAY he’s so fly he’s the best around this cool bunny ol’ guy

NosHyena
>>13190485

WREN the yeen the best theatre hyena such an amazing performer so knowledgable to the ether gotta get those grades up so gotta stay off that reefer but you know that he blazes every day when you meet them spreading love spreading energy spreadin fire all the time such a heckin good yeen got that knowledge that’s sublime driving round minnesota so you know you’ll catch em later and come to wren for your advice he’s the best health educator we found wren, we both 25 saw you in reno, twas an awesome time but i gotta go soon cos i gotta jive but hey wren keep being best yeen and have the time of your life whoop!

NosHyena
>>13193450

BUN foxes put in a bunny in those boxes and make sure you don’t doxx them foxes they’ll come after you like it’s the apoxxes i mean apocalypse end of times if you haven’t seen a bunfox that’s a damn crime i be seein these bunfoxes everywhere all the time at the rave in the pit in that party life grind DJ hardin’s in the booth rocking them uptempo beats slayin the dance floor creating a commotion that goes through the sheets of the earth’s crust, that’s how they rocks, force to be reckoned with, yeah that’s what’s up but for now i gotta go, gave you the freestyle rap with my best flow, hope you keep up those sick beats and make them furs go OwO

NosHyena
>>13278180

Dolgorath dart dazart has the art down pat of getting hotels to be 12/5 stars that’s a fact and you know that in florida he be picking up racks spreading his dingo-ness to the universe counting up stacks trying to get his face known in florida and then the world doing everything he can to make them impact to these people who curled to those people who be down, be lost, be finding their way, trying to do their best baby, dart can do all he can to save each and every one yeah he’s sending out a message doing the best things he can doing his best here with that fun yellow dingo flair he gon make 2018 his best year so friendly and welcoming no one feels like a guest near dart dazart dolgorath just do the math he’s a really cool dude yeah that’s just a fact and you know that in florida he be picking up racks spreading his dingo-ness to the universe counting up stacks so book me in ur hotel and give me those 5 stars treatment like you seem to give everyone man i gotta go but this freestyle been fun i just want you to know you do good for all son

NosHyena
>>13285225

PUKK you're from Spain you’re a kind person so you "make it rain” happiness to everyone, you give out a lot of it! you'll program computers, and you’ll be really good at it! PUKK’s new in the fandom, he’s pretty damn lucky, he could be a matador, if his hands don’t get stucky, to the cloth, cos you gotta be swift, like swift on security, yeah at computers you’ll be the best of it! now i gotta now and i gotta go soon but just know that you make other people’s hearts balloon and just to let you know you make everyone awoo so I’m wishing you the best in spain for-a you! yay!

NosHyena
>>13307120

JOHNNY TIKITAVI requested a poem that was really hearty about cheetos and sadness if you eat too many they’ll be bad for your health haven’t made this poem rhyme yet but if i found out a way then i’ll be in such wealth of knowledge, i eat cheetos all the time, i put them in my porridge ate 10 bags of cheetos yesterday even chester has to acknowledge, the work that i put in i went to cheeto college, i had to take an exam amongst all the cheeto foliage, it was really hard writing in a cheeto pen cheeto ink and cheeto dust but i could never fail my family because in an expensive program they signed me up so i’m sad now that i can’t become the lead cheetomaster of the world, because i couldn’t eat those cheetos any faster, i guess now i’ll have to stop myself from being a disaster, and find a job in cheetos instead of any job in pasta OKAY i’m out

Anonymous

do one about paws