La Margarita (Patreon)

The Margarita is a fast golden gem of a vessel, rumored to be build during the Great Crusade around it's key archeotech components. It is venerated by the Adeptus Mechanicus, for it is one of the few ships constructed with two rares archeotech engines.

At its heart lies an Ancient Life Sustainer, a relic of a lost age. Through vast networks of conduits and purifiers, it performs a thorough cleansing of both air and water using methods long forgotten by the Mechanicus of today. The air aboard the ship is almost sweet, and the water tastes like fresh mountain rain.

The vessel is also equipped with a Teleportarium. The relic is old, temperamental, yet still functional. By what the Mechanicum considers nothing short of a miracle, it continues to operate with prayer to the Omnissiah.

Aside from the difficulties involved in maintaining the Teleportarium, its greatest weakness lies in the Margarita size. Historically, this Sword-class frigate was far more automated and relied heavily on archeotech engines that were destroyed over the millennium. As a result, it required a much smaller human crew.

Today however, the Margarita carries far more occupants than it was ever designed to support. Crew quarters are cramped and overcrowded; especially since part of the former berthing space was converted into infantry barracks. The change has sparked no small amount of grumbling among the crew. Still, they can at least sleep on the spotless corridors of the Margarita… and enjoy the luxury of hot showers.

A hot shower aboard the Margarita is a small luxury,a cascade as warm and gentle as holy rain.Oh wait...

What a mess. I wonder who did that. Oh, let me guess

of course