Zombie on a Segway by Smoke Crew (Patreon)

Zombie on a Segway, vroom, zoom, zoom

Zombie going hella fast

Bitch move over, make room

Zombie speed demon

Zombie gonna ride

Might not be breathin’, but how he moves you gotta hide

Fuck yeah zomboi

(This is part of our collection of “arial poetry” we’ve written while heavily under the influence. We wrote this one before we knew we were a system and fully didn’t remember till we found it later. Hope you experience the joy we did when reading it for the second time)