"This Excercise class really does Work" (Patreon)

"Cock n bull yoga"is the latest fitness craze to sweep the nation where multiple trainer's work out with the subject to burn the most calories possible in a session. Everyone has to get naked in order to allow the sweating process to work to maximum effec, and the more trainers  involved, the better the results. However imposter's posing as trained experts have set up bogus business's in order to fuck as many snowbunny's as possible and get paid.

TRAINEE: "Since I started  working out with you guys my figure has gotten so much shapelier;  my boyfriend wants to get some pictures. Should I give him some?"