"Hi Honey, I'm Home!" (Patreon)

Fred's business trip has been cancelled and so he's decided to take the early flight home. As he walks up the driveway he starts mumbling to himself.

FRED: "I'm home a few hours early. She be so happy to see me; and she'll be ecstatic when we go to the showroom where her brand new car is waiting for her! What's those noises coming from the bedroom??"