"Forgive Me Sister, For I Have Sinned!" (Patreon)

Word has got around Hoodsville penitentiary that Sister Sandra one of the female clergy at the prison Chapel was giving highly personal confessions to the inmates.

INMATE: "Sister, I have been in prison for three months and my balls are about to bust."

SISTER "I will not tolerate that language in a place of worship young man! Now drop your pants, let me see how full your balls really are because telling lies is a sin!"