"This is the Wrong Church!" (Patreon)

The Groom had arranged everything except for the dress but he advised his bride to be, Taylor, not to wear anything too revealing as the neighbourhood had a  bad reputation. Now running late for the ceremony, Taylor and her father exit the Bridal car but don't recognize any of the guests at the Church.

FATHER OF THE BRIDE: "Are we at the right Church? Every one here's black!"

Taylor screams at the chauffeur.

TAYLOR: "You idiot! There's two church's in Hoodville called St. Marks, I'm late, let's go!"

Within earshot a group of bulls watch on.

BULL ONE: "Gat dam, that's some fine bride snowbunny ass right there."

BULL TWO: "Let's have bet. See if one of us can breed the bride before the groom on her wedding night."

BULL ONE: "Dea!l"