" You Guys Just Moved in to the Neighbourhood?" (Patreon)

Avril's car refused to start that morning;and she thought it was going to be one of those days. 

Suddenly a black mans face appears on her side window that scares the crap out of her. 

BLACKMAN: "Sounds like you've flooded the engine mam!"

An hour later, after the young man had introduced himself as her new neighbour, taken her into town for her shopping, then brought her back to her place...he calls over his two house sharing friends to join them.

BLACKMAN: "So,  I guess your husband's at work."

AVRIL: "Do you guys fancy a drink...I've some bourbon in the cabinet."