"Why are All the Shops Boarded Up?" (Patreon)

Betty had just moved into Hoodsville's 'South-Side'. She believed the Real Estate agent that it was a sought after district, up and coming so signed the contract and took the keys without looking at the place. So when she moved in and couldn't find a coffee shop or patissiere, she was very disappointed.

"This area looks very round down...and why are there all these black guys on street corners holding their crotches?"