SCRIPT: SKKW - Shaping Up (Patreon)

Another SKKW short script. This one kind of takes the piss out of photomanip vore edits, the really shit ones - you know the ones I'm talking about.

PI - Penn

VA - Veryl

Content warnings: Implied vore, belly and ass expansion (via photoshop), coarse language.

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PI: Okay, p-pose for the photo!

VA: What’s the point of this again?

PI: To capitalize on a uh… very l-low brow market. A-Anyway, could you um… get one hand on your hip, and the other uh… rubbing your belly?

VA:...Like this?

PI: Th-That looks good, I-I think!

VA: Are you just going to put those on the net behind a paywall now?

PI: Not yet, there’s a f-few things I uh need to do. First I need to plug these babies into ph-photoshop.

VA: My image is perfect, I don’t need any enhancements.

PI: M-Maybe not to us but the uh demographic we’re going for l-loves things a bit on the more… E-Extreme side.

VA: How much more extreme can you get than actually eating and digesting a person? I think this is pretty apparent as is.

Penn uploads the photo to his laptop and starts fucking around with it in photoshop.

VA: What are you doing? You’re making me look really fat.

PI: Y-Yeah? That’s k-kind of the point!

Penn makes Veryl’s ass plumper.

VA: Getting a little indulgent are we?

PI: T-trust me, people w-will love the fact that you're uh… double c-caked up o-on a Tuesday afternoon.

VA: That I’m what?

PI: A-and now, we just uhh… add some text.

VA: It’s like a comic book but less exciting.

PI: Next, w-we put a big neon pink box next to your i-image.

VA: Wow. This looks really cuntish.

PI: C-Cuntish as it may look, there is an audience who’ll eat this format r-right up.

VA: So… now you’re going to upload these?

PI: Uhh, no, it’s still not done. The final t-touch is to write a bullshit f-first person story description next to your i-image that is completely out of context.

VA: Such as…?

PI: Such as umm… Let’s see uhh how about… “*BEEEEEEELLLCH* oh man I really should’ve been careful about stuffing my belly full of all those prey at the vore buffet. I probably have about 7 decently sized guys packed in there. My stomach is so full and tight I feel like I’m about to burst. I’m going to get so unbelievably fat and put on so much weight when they’re all done digesting. Mmm… even though I’m fit to pop I’m still so hungry for more… Next time I’m going to clear the entire dining hall. I hope my clothes don’t tear apart due to all the weight I’m going to put on and my big fat jiggly ass doesn't destroy my pants! That would be embarrassing!”

VA: I… see?

PI: I-I can write a different description i-if you want.

VA: Well it's not bad, I'm sure it appeals to someone but, it's a bit… fruity, don't you think?

PI: I-In what way?

VA: Just everything about it. Is there no quote unquote vore tailored for the modern heterosexual man?

PI: I uh don't really know how to a-answer that… Who do you think o-our main target d-demographic is, it's not people attracted to w-women, I can tell you that for free.

VA: Hmm…

PI: M-Maybe some women w-will get off to it? D-Doesn't that excite you?

VA: You know, it absolutely should, but it doesn't. Because I look like that. That's not accurate to my image at all.

PI: I-I see what you mean, i-it is a bit unrealistic looking, th-there are a few jank pixels. I can smooth it out.

VA: Okay, now I look too much like I'm made of plastic and melting.

PI: I-I can fix it, i-it's fine

VA: Now I look a bit like one of those Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.

PI: That is the absolute w-worst comparison you could've made.

VA: Well, I wasn't going to lie.

PI: What do you w-want me to do now?

VA: Give it here, I'll try something.

Veryl's big hand covers Penn's and the computer mouse. He angles the mouse towards his chest in the image and makes it way bigger. It looks terrible. Penn gets flustered over their hands touching.

VA: There we go, now that doesn't look half bad.

PI: Wow… You uh… clearly had a "vision" in mind for this, huh.

VA: I think it's good to post now. You should post it. It's good.

PI: What a faultless vision y-you have… Much like you, i-it is perfection…

Penn uploads the image to their darknet site behind an ethereum paywall.

THE END