PEPPINA AU UNRELEASED BONUS SCRIPTS (Patreon)

An assortment of scripts for bonus Peppina AU comics that have not been drawn up yet. I decided to not include the bonus comics I've already drawn and posted. 

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PEPPINA'S DELIVERY CROSSOVER (??? was originally a PT fan character someone made but gonna be honest I think if I were to ever use this one shot script I'd replace it with a different character who is canon) 

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Panel 1

Peppina: You might-a be thinking, it can't-a just be me delivering all the pizzas! And you'd be right! Sometimes I-

??? : Hey Miss P, got any jobs for me?

Panel 2

Peppina: Ah ??? , just-a the man I wanted to see! New orders to send out-a!

??? : How much am I getting paid for this again?

Panel 3

Peppina: How much do you think you should be paid?

??? : 100 million dollars

Panel 4

Peppina: Not a chance, $7.99 an hour.

??? : Cheapskate.

Peppina: I am-a literally scraping by. 

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COGI'S TRAINING

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Panel 1

(Fake Peppino trying to make a Peppino face)

Peppina: It's close, but not quite…

Panel 2

Peppina: You're-a missing the subtler features. Like, can you believe I used-a to have 3 prominent hairs on the chin-a? So glad I pulled those out by the root.

Panel 3

(Peppina pulls out a comically large photo album)

Peppina: Here let-a me find you a good-a photo to copy.

Panel 4

Peppina:...Wow. I look-a so miserable in all of these.

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PEPPINA DRESSES UP

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Panel 1

Peppina: On-a some weekends, The Noise and I-a volunteer to do pantomime shows for-a sick kids.

Panel 2

Peppina: It's-a funny bit of role reversal. I play an egotistical pizza fiend named-a Pizzano, and he plays-a this self conscious little candy maker called-a Pizzelle.

Panel 3

Peppina: I-a never thought I'd be needing to wear-a chest binder or-a fake mustache, but it's all about-a keeping the magic alive for the kids. I guess it's not too different to what-a The Noise does on a daily basis. These are beloved characters after all, we've been doing-a this for close to a decade so even if I've changed, Pizzano doesn't!

Panel 4

Peppina: I-a think I still very much enjoy getting to act silly, and-a wearing a mask and full body costume - no one can-a really recognise it's me! I can see why-a The Noise does it so much on a regular basis!

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PEPPINA GETS SEXY!!! 

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Panel 1

Noisette: Peppina look at this cute outfit I got on discount!!!

Peppina: (blushing) oh-a wow!

Panel 2

Noisette: Look I got one for you too! Why don't you try it on?

Peppina: I don't-a know if I'll look-a good in it.

Noisette: I'm sure you'll look great!


Panel 3

(Peppina strikes a taunt in the outfit)

Peppina: How do I-a look?

Panel 4

(Noisette with a nosebleed and hearts around her)

Noisette: Like a sexy pizza dominatrix!

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PEPPINA GETS PAINTED

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Panel 1

Peppina: Pepperman and I decided to bury our differences. He's-a painting me like one of those French girls!

Panel 2

Pepperman: There we go! It's all done a true masterpiece!

Peppina: Let-a me see!

Panel.3

(Peppina's expression becomes confused)

Panel 4

(It's revealed Pepperman was painting himselfl)

Peppina: This doesn't look anything like me…

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PEPPINA GOES TO THE PAST

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Page 1

Panel 1

The Noise: Wowza! Look Peppino, a time portal!

Future Noise: Yoooo! Past Noise poggers!!!

Panel 2

The Noise: You look so fancy!

Future Noise: That's right! I'm super successful and my movies made loads and loads of money!

The Noise: Heh, nothing less for the best!

Panel 3

Peppino: So where's future Peppino?

Panel 4

Peppina is dragged through the portal on the floor

Peppina: Hey-a.

Page 2

Panel 1

Peppino: So I… Grow my hair back in the future? And shave?

Panel 2

Peppina: Yeah, and you get a knockout pair-a knockers

Panel 3

Peppina: …And you knock up Noisette too!

Panel 4

The Noise: YOU WHAT!?!?

Page 3

Panel 1

Peppino: I don’t-a understand…

Peppina: I actually don’t-a understand too much either! But sometimes things just work out like-a that.

Panel 2

Peppina: By the way? This pizza? It's not bad, but word of advice: You need to use-a less yeast for the dough. I can really taste it.

Panel 3

Peppino: I have-a question. Like The Noise, do I also become rich, happy, and successful?

Peppina: Of-a course you will. Keep doing what you love, and you will get there eventually!

Panel 4

Peppina: Oh, also, a big-a Pizza face guy is going to come-a down and threaten to destroy your restaurant with a giant-a lazer.

Peppino: WHAT!?

Page 4

Panel 1

Future Noise: Bye bye!!

Peppina: Have-a good future!!

Panel 2

Peppino: I think I need to sit-a down

The Noise: Yeah, you do that, buddy.

Panel 3

Future Noise and Peppina are back in their original timeline

Future Noise: Why’d you lie to your past self like that? You’re just as broke now as you were back then. Didn’t want him to get jealous of me?

Peppina: It wasn’t-a complete lie - I am-a very much happy now even without all the fame and success-a. But I didn’t-a want him to be afraid of the future.

Panel 4

Peppina: And maybe, just-a maybe, he’ll be more ready than I was for what lies ahead!