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Can I crack your nuts?~ ⚡💜 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-11-20 19:04:36
Edited:
2024-11-23 14:51:34
Imported:
2026-06

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by Ikira vt

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Luthstorm

Oh sure Elly I do appreciate it, nuts are always kind of hard to open. Here yo- wait....you mean the food right? 😳

Tortol

Yes, please! My brownie recipe calls for 50 walnuts so you're doing me a solid, Elly! 😋 Wasn't expecting to see your older model, but I will never pass at the chance to see her again. Thank you for finding great artists, Elly. 🐿🌩🐢

FliPPinN0h

Oooooh this dress still in the cards? 👀 Nicccee

arry01

You can crack them however you want, Elly

Pandadude

Can you crack my back? I've been sitting too much lately

ru

I'd let you beat the ever living dog shit out of me

arry01

this better be teasing a nutcracking audio, and nota corny one

Kryxtalise

Oh my god thank you I could really use the extra help. These nuts were a pain to crack and my hands are terrible sore from trying. Wait…you’re using your feet?? I’m not sure if that will fly with the food health safety standards but hey what they don’t know won’t hurt them!

ellybelle

needed that laugh, thank you ;p

ellybelle

SIR ARE U ASKING FOR BALLS TORTURE? ON OUR GOOD CHRISTIAN PATREON??? *clutches pearls*

ellybelle

Yes! Back cracking can fix everything no lieeeee

ellybelle

yes yes, of course, what else would I be talking about 🫨

arry01

You gotta stomp/beat/squeeze/crush the devil outta them :( it’s a health issue really…