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The Fake Jon Snow Part 3 (Patreon)

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2024-06-13 02:15:55
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2026-09-18 23:37:44
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Surprise! Alt Schwift X and Glidus made a 22-hour-long video about Jon Snow.

This video is like an audio commentary, where Schwift and Glidus watch and discuss every Jon scene in GOT – from the highs of Season 1 to the lows of Season 8. It’s a Schwifty companion piece to the Alt Shift X Real Jon video.

The Fake Jon video is blocked by YouTube, so we’ve uploaded it exclusively to Patreon and Nebula. On Patreon it’s in three parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

Along with the House of the Dragon Season 1 rewatch chats, this totals almost fifty hours of exclusive Schwift and Glidus content. I hope you enjoy the insanity :)

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Steadyjumper

Bit of a short series I already finished part 2

Lynn Short

Fairly cathartic, dare I say therapeutic, to listen to you two banter about the show I once loved. Yes I’ve moved on, we all have. Still the way things wrapped up is probably going to remain a sore spot. Ugh could have been so epic. Cheers

Lynn Short

Bhahaha just got to the “Welcome back to another episode of Game of Thrones what if “! Cry laughing 🤣 thanks Glidus

Cami S

I’m a tiny bit embarrassed at how long it has not taken me to watch this entire trilogy. Also would do the same for Fake Arya (or fake any other character, really).

Lynn Short

Gad listening to you two groan in pain over the very bad script choices, plot holes and unfinished story beats is so validating. Cheers to you guys for going through all this

Mandi Mateer

I've clearly repressed so much, because I did not remember exactly how atrociously, unforgivably bad season 8 is (I've never revisited it until now). I'd genuinely love another one of these if y'all are ever feeling masochistic enough to make one. Perhaps of Jamie or Cersei? Don't even try with Tyrion. "Can you imagine if they made a fantasy show out of A Song of Ice and Fire?" is quite possibly the best burn of the way this show adapted it that I've ever heard. "Have you considered the themes of 8th grade book reports?" is the perfect description of the amount of depth, consistency, and logic we received in the final season. Salsa Noir is going to live rent free in my brain from now on.

Christina Ivanowich

Wow. Part 3 is a downer. But thanks for the company while I work! You do realize the door you’ve opened here, right?

BS

Okay hear me out, what if Tyrion having an issue with Dany and Jon’s relationship came from George Martin and is the evolution of the planned Arya-Tyrion-Jon love triangle. It could be a form of internal conflict for Dany’s side in the last few books. Also… if he ever was planning Tyrion Targaryen it would be another case of unwitting incest… okay maybe it’s time to put the bong down.

Kewl0210

Ok I finished the whole thing. That was fun guys, it felt all too short. I can't wait for the Fake Tyrion and the Fake Dany. I'll watch them all in a row nonstop. Then probably I'll die but it'll be worth it.

Hakaishin_God

The Real Ghost. and The Fake Ghost. Fake Ghost is guaranteed to be like 5 mins long lol.

RYCBAR2013

This is how I'll rewatch S7 & 8 from now on. If you do another of these that isn't as painful from Seasons 1-8, how about a video on Theon?

Camswift

Just finished your 23 hour torture session, how entertaining thanks shwifty

Oliver Hill

I have thoroughly enjoyed watching the sanity slowly and painfully leak out of Glyldayne and Shwandel’s brains over the course of 23 hrs. You two did not have to do this, you are both clearly worse off for it, and I cannot thank you enough

Rhae Dae

I feel like HotD focusing on the Prince who was Promised prophecy and Rhaenyra's fight is making it up for GRRM because D&D threw that story line away and got rid of the magic in GoT.

mango

The hay joke coming full circle genuinely had me clapping. Also cracked up at every single Jon and Littlefinger impression. This must have been quite the undertaking but please know that I absolutely would watch more "Fake ___" videos if you made them

Sarah Kreuzer

What a wild ride. You guys are the best.

Halima

If the explanation is that Jon is uncomfortable being with Daenerys because she’s his aunt now, isn’t that the perfect opportunity for Dany to propose a marriage? Jon would then have to grapple with embracing his Targaryen heritage by taking on his true name and marrying Dany, or rejecting it and her consequences be damned.

Janine

Jon: These wounds don’t seem to heal…this pain is just to real, there’s just too much that time cannot erase

CarnageChaos

When I pressed play on the first episode, I was expecting a video essay like the real Jon Snow and not a SnowCut commentary from our favourite podcasters. Yet it was very much enjoyable, lot of cool jokes, fun theory stuff and really good criticism. The last hours were a bit hard to watch, even with your company seeing how they butchered the characters is heartbreaking. Can't wait for the next fake episode

Logan

It would have made it slightly better if Cersei had refused to ring the bells / surrender, and thats what drives Dany to burn the city.

Maxime Flixster

Dany sees that dragon fire does not kill the Night King but what if Drogon took a proper bite and snaps the guy in half, maybe chew a little bit ? Fire is not the only weapon of a dragon

Janine

This stream made me realize how much more interesting it would have been if Grey Worm killed Daenerys

Professor Hazard

I can't believe they misspelled The Milkwater on The Known World dot map

Professor Hazard

the main thing that has surprised me in this series is that Oceania apparently has its own special pronunciation of "skeletal" that I've never heard before now. and that all those characters knew who the Night King was without any explanation

Weirwood Alyn

D&D’s epitaph should be “…but they didn’t do that either.” By taking the show on its own terms instead of hating it for not being the books, you’ve revealed something important - the show was bad because its creators wasted every opportunity to deepen conflict and character. In the end, the near misses of plots that could have made sense (like Dark Salsa) hurt far worse than the huge fuckups (like Jon’s resurrection and Davos’ post-Stannis ??? energy). “Maybe we weren’t meant to enjoy it.” Thanks for doing this, by the way. Loved it. Next supercut: Rhaegar (every scene with every character who’s been theorized to be Rhaegar: Qhorin, Mance, Jaqen Hagar, Littlefinger, and of course the Night King). #SalsaNegra #IThoughtBranWasBran #HeKeepsFighting

Janine

Gilly survived a rape cult and then decides to self actualize by having another baby

May

So this group therapy session was cathargic. Thank you. Here's to dragon show going uphill again and Dunk good. Fingers crossed.

Clum

I assumed this would descend into madness, but not Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men impressions madness.

Barristan Smellme

I love that the first 13 or so hours of this covers seasons one through 7 and the last 10 is pretty much just the last 8 episodes