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Star Wars: Attack of the Clones II (Patreon)

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2024-10-23 01:44:06
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Faroth

There are different Canon series, this is the order: - a short 2d clone wars that i think they summed up in one movie - a 3d clonewars movie about a padawan who then open u the 3d series - 3d series "clonewars" (i think is 7 seasons and you might want to find a guide of the order of episodes since they kinda do a mix uo of timelines and plotlines - then it came the episode 3 Then it came up the series 'Rebels' which is amazing, slow start but boost like crazy with the lore and continuity with clone wars -Then it fits to watch 'Rogue One' since starts at basically the end of rogue one Then there's "The Bad Batch" Then they released post episode 6 series - The mandalorian s1 -the book of bobba fett -the mandalorian s2 -Ahsoka (a.k.a. Rebels season 5)

Martin E Melcher

Something I learned about the jedi, is that they aren't celibate at all. They are afraid of attachment, though sexual relations are fair play. Even encouraged for any jedi who are of a more endangered species. Though, basically, they may hit it, but they must quit it

Faroth

Ah, yes: Palpatine wants to kill padme, but dont want to do it himself, so he ask xount dooku to do it, but he dont want to do it himself, so he hires Jango Fett to do it, but he dont want to do it himself, so he hires another assasin to do it, but she dont want to do it herself, so she sent a robot to do it, but he dont want to do it himself, ao he let go a pair of bugs to do it, but they dont want to do it themselves, so they will inject poison in her ... 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

Kaz

Cool fact: Count Dooku's lightsaber has a curved hilt shape, because his actor was an experienced fencer and requested a more practical hilt to do his fights

leviathan_13

52:30 ahah, no you were right. That's Italy, that scene was filmed on the Como Lake (Lago di Como). 1:36:00 Oh, you killed the women and children too?.... that's so hot. Don't worry, I can fix you! - Padme, probably.

SilverWolf1293

funny enough, the first release of the phantom menace in theaters, they used a puppet yoda. Only later on in the more finished re-release did george lucase replace the puppet with a cgi yoda. And mace windu is the only jedi in the franchise to have a purple lightsaber because Samuel L. Jackson asked george lucas for one and then he got it.

Vincent

1:46:00 Don't forget that Sidious worked with the Separatists in The Phantom Menace. Also, Jar Jar got played like a fiddle. Palpatine basically spoon fed him the idea to give emergency powers to him.

Seraphem

Just think how much of the coming tragedy with Anakin could have been prevented if the Jedi Council just had a few good therapists on staff.

Nicholas Johnson

1:11:00 That cable should've fuck his hands to hell. Falling from that distance and grabbing a cable that thin.

EnderSlayer366

Koma describing Palpatine's grand plan was hilarious because he was actually mostly right but he laid his thoughts out in such a backasswards way that it made it sound like a crackhead theory, even I didn't understand at first and I've seen all the movies lmao also, if the prequels taught us one thing, it's that you don't want to be on the other end of yoda when he puts down the cane

Shank Mugen

Since I watched it in chronological order, I did not see a LOT of things coming

Okoga

I will never forget the movie theatre losing their shit when Yoda busted out that lightsaber.

James Fernandez

Fun fact: the buildings on tattoine that Owen and beru live in is real I think it’s actually a hotel

Fobbles

Ah yes, episode 2. The one nobody really likes but remembers there’s some cool stuff. The rain planet. The clones. But also… “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere…” Every movie has a sound and a line! This is movie 2’s line 🤣

James Fernandez

The separatists created the droid army because they didn’t want to draft civilians to make an army and in hindsight it was cheaper to build robots then to train soldiers technically the separatists want become their own independent nations and the republic wants them to join their one government system

James Fernandez

Fun fact: Samuel L. Jackson had his own custom made lightsaber made for this with the acronym B.A.M.F on it so that way if anyone asks which lightsaber is his he would say “it’s the one with Bad Ass Mother Fucker on it”

Miguel Aarón García

At 1:24:00, Anakin's shadow resembles the shape of Vader. Talk about a huge foreshadowing.

Rokuta

It's fun to watch the reactions but I despise the prequels. Too much CGI, horrible acting, and characters that are completely hate-worthy (Jar Jar).

Lance Ivy

have you seen afro sameri

Lance Ivy

this is my favorite assassination attempt on film sidious orders duku to kill the senator duku hires jango to kill the senator jango hires a mercenary to kill the senator the mercinary uses a droid to kill the senator the droid uses bugs to kill the snator

Faroth

Another thing from this one: Mandalorians (like Jango fett) are experts in fighting the jedi, all of their weapons are made to counter them

Daniel Siegfried

well, anakin learned a lesson in this movie: if you seek to gain wisdom without the help of others, it will cost you an arm and a leg.

J-Rod

Anakin was 9 years old in Episode 1 and 19 years old in episode 2

Aerowind

I think a big part of Anakin and Obi-wan's awkward relationship is just how young and inexperienced Obi-wan is. Dude basically got a battlefield promotion and then went straight into teaching, instead of spending time as just a Jedi Knight for a while. So Obi-wan's going to be juggling learning how to be a knight (and in charge for the first time) and how to be a teacher at the same time.

Game Wizard001

I hope you watch Clone Wars animated series, but if you do watch it in Chronological Order, including animated film. It's weird but it helps make the whole viewing make so much more sense.

Nightmareman99

2:31:30 “obi a virgin at 52” Anyone gonna tell them about obi in the clone wars??? Cause Obi be fucking more than anakin in that series. Bro has sexual tension with damn near everyone he comes in contact with. Side note one of the members of the Jedi council has a gd harem and a shit ton of kids. Apparently you can had sex and a family but if you start caring for those fkers your kicked out, shit be wild

Douglas Harker

I really hope you watch the Clone Wars. It shows more of Anakin’s Jedi side. The actor in the movies really tried hard to show the descent to the dark side, but Anakin really was a great Jedi and for the most was also loyal to the order.

Mojo

Nah, Obi-Wan got that DAWG in him. I swear the man tries to bang almost everyone in the Clone Wars series xD

WillGlacier

Fun fact, despite tuskan raiders killing most people they come in contact with (sometimes taking people alive just to torture them for fun) they accepted Boba Fett after he proved his strength. I swear he does so much cool shit in the background that we never get to see because he is not the main character lol

Samuel Leon

Funny you guys mentioned Italy because that is where that scene was filmed Look up Lake Como if want to see it. It's beautiful

Vectoris

Fun fact: Dooku in his prime is widely considered to be one of the best duelists of this time beaten only by Yoda and Sidious, both being more powerful force wielders. His lightsaber is actually made more for dueling than fighting enemies with blasters. Also, Windu's Lightsaber is purple cuz Sam said he wanted a purple one. That's the whole reason.

Timothy Dowell

The issue with Anakin here is that he has legendary talent. But his powers are advancing faster than his maturity. He feels disrespected by the Jedi and the Chancellor gives him the reinforcement he's looking for. It also doesn't help that Obi is a young Jedi himself (still just a Knight and not a Master in this film) and does not fully have the maturity himself to mentor Anakin in this time.

Zannimask

idk if anyone else mentioned it in the comments but there's also a 2D Clone Wars show that Gendy Tartakovsky made (Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, etc). The whole thing is about the length of a movie and absolutely worth your time. I dunno if it's readily available somewhere but if you can find it your reaction would be dope

Eric

I get anakins rage like born a slave, leaves to become a jedi, feels like hes not living up to what hes supposed to be, mentions his dream of his mom, told to ignore it, only to realize hes actually seeing her suffering and gets there just in time for her to die in his arms, and its not like the tuskans would care to not kill him, so fuck it slaughter them

Yaboi7117

I like how you caught onto the geopolitics of when two very powerful forces face off. When war begins there are thousands of neutral systems that were caught in the war simply because they were neutral and thriving on their own without a government to oversee them. The best way to convince people that they need a government is to create mayhem and chaos within the perspective systems.

Lucifer Moon

the sad fact is that while obi wan is a great jedi and teacher, he was the WORST qualified to train Anakin. If Mace of Qui Gon has trained him he would most likely have never turned to the Darkside.

Kerbin Centurion

That Librarian sure is stating some absolutes for being on the Jedi's side.

Eliteguard99

This movie is easily my most hated movie of the Skywalker Saga, aside from Ewan's VASTLY improved acting I'd struggle to name anything I actually like about this movie.

Azi

"I hate it when he does that" Says the DUDE WHO JUMPED HEAD FIRST OUT OF A WINDOW FROM THE 1265165323 FLOOR! Hmm i wonder where anakin gets it from XD

The Dragon’s Lair

The name of the song when Qui-Gon, Obi and Darth Maul was fighting was called "Duel of the Fates". The name basically meant the fate of Anakin. Whoever won that duel would determine the fate of the galaxy, as per George Lucas. Basically, had Qui-Gon lived he would have been the perfect father figure for Anakin and would have been able to raise him properly since he knew what Anakin's background was, saw it firsthand and had the maturity to deal with the issues he had. Obi-Wan doesn't have the maturity he had when he trained Luke. He had just been knighted, had never taught anyone and didn't know how to connect to Anakin in any way. His only way he knew how to teach was through criticism of what went wrong he hadn't yet figured out that carrot and stick are needed and thus didn't give praise for accomplishments and had only the most basic of information of Anakin's life as a slave and his mother and so kept putting it off because he saw it as unimportant.

dune rat

I'm sure you've heard it a million times by now (I'm always late to the party), but "The next one is the war" isn't quite right, because the next movie is the _end_ of the war. The war itself is covered in the Clone Wars series, which you really, really ought to give a watch. It is peak in so many ways, and legit the best Star Wars title of them all, beating out all of the movies and the other tv series.

Peter Langdon

Be careful when watching The Clone Wars animated series; Disney admitted they were released severely out of order and they have an official watch order that makes way more sense; the release order mixes up storylines badly.

Random3x

This is where the real genius of Sidious can be seen. As he got the Jedi to start a war against a faction led by Count Dooku a former Jedi who to the public may as well still be one. To the public it looked like the galaxy was being dragged into a conflict between Jedi.

Gabe

Obi-Wan is NOT a virgin. The Jedi are forbidden from forming attachments, they're not celibate. Jedi are not only allowed to have sex, they are often encouraged to as a form of catharsis.

Yaboi7117

There is a 2d micro series about the clone wars 2003, kind of the streamlined version but I don’t consider it all canon. Whereas the one movie, the series (clone wars, bad batch) and then the mini chronicles (Tales of the Empire and of the Jedi) are all pretty canon, just keep in mind the clone wars series comes before the Tales it’s pretty much spoilers if watched out of order. Then there is Star Wars Rebels which I enjoyed a lot because it is after Episode 3 and before Rogue One, it fills in some interesting gaps.

Kyutoko

You can actually see the exact moment Vader was born in the scene where Anakin's mother has died in his arms.

Seasikran

19:04 “Okay that was a little much I ain’t gonna lie.” Obi-wan:

Hellguin

I feel that the biggest issue with EP1 is that it was so bogged down trying to introduce new characters, old origins, and keeping up the different plotlines.

Dash0rz

How does Alicia know Jimmy Smits was in Dexter and that it's worth watching if she only started watching Dexter a year after this? *insert that one Doakes meme here*

Twiska Brand

Wait a minute, I came back to rewatch these, and she legit just recognised Miguel from Dexter at 9:55 and then explained his whole character arc. She said she may be wrong because *she watched Dexter when it first came out.* This was from October 2024, and the first Dexter reaction was on October 5 2025. That means Alicia legit pre-watched Dexter and pretended to have never watched it before, and for it to be a blind reaction.