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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep 3 (Patreon)

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2024-11-22 16:01:26
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2026-06
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Hellsing Abridged 1x3

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Comments

Craig

Ooooo did they do the whole series?

WillGlacier

Ooooohh it keeps going !!! HUA with @TheCrimsonFucker om twitter

Kampela

16:26 To be fair EVERYONE is simp for The Bone Daddy!

Tony

So glad I finally know "the aristocrats" joke lol, I've felt so dumb and out of touch for years not understanding it lol

Trevor Appel

This is one of my favorite Hellsing abridged episodes

Enigma7108

I looked it up, and the JJBA Abridged episodes by Antfish are still available on YouTube. A few of them seem to have been taken down, but other people have reuploaded them; I've found at least two playlists on YT that have all 10 episodes. PS - I forget if Taka made it clear or not, but this is an abridged of the OVA version of Part 3, not the more modern one that Alicia reacted to already.

Nick

the aristocrats joke at the start gotta be one of the funniest jokes in Hellsing Abridged (if you understand the aristocrats joke that is). please look up Gilbert Gottfried telling the joke (a not so funny fact, the whole reason Gilbert told the joke was because he had just made a joke involving the 9/11 attack... just 18 days after the incident)

JimmWasHere

SAOA EP 18 reaction when? it releases in an hour. lol

John

I think the pigeons joke is really underrated. The way its delivered by maxwell is fucking hysterical! The incredulity of it is masterful.

Blooocki :3

30:21 I just noticed Alicia would have to stand on a stool to be that up high with Taka. Now that image wont leave my head

Adriborte

you ask me. The reverse psychology bit? I always thought it as Alucard going in his head 'Ok, I know you're playing me....' Also, Taka, you didn't emphasize just how much effort that would be to send all those death threats by carrier pigeon. Alicia, Carrier pigeons only can deliver messages if they were raised in the intended destination. Meaning Alucard is not only sending so many death threats, the fact they're by pigeon means Alucard is sneaking in and out of the vatican undetected, FROM LONDON, to raise and collect pigeons to send these threats by.

Moku

It's a real shame that people thought the "Whoop Whoop Whoop" joke originated with Zoidberg. No respect for Curly... No respect.

Nunya Biz

I remember watching Hellsing Abridged as it came out from the begining. Would look forward to it each and every year. I am a massive Hellsing Fan. Read the Manga. Watched the Anime and the Ultimate series. (Yes there are two. One starts following the manga and then takes a left turn and the Ultimate is pretty much the manga) And watch the Abridged series. The best thing about the entire series is just how well it works. Its just as good. Just as intense as the Ultimate series. Which is saying something. It has become an essential element to the Hellsing Franchise.

YukoValis

So the aristocrats joke is a bit deeper than that. It is free form comedy for the stand up to come up with the most twisted depraved scenario they can think of. Just nasty that would scare away anyone without a stomach. The punchline to that lead up is always "The aristocrats"

YukoValis

So fun fact.. After this episode the pope actually retired. That hasn't happened for about 500 some years. Now we have to ask.. could Alucard have had a hand in that?

Broccoli Ben

I want to watch more, I know I can but I want to wait for Alicia’s videos

Random3x

The carrier pigeons jokes is extra crazy when you know they only return to where they were raised. Meaning Alucard being the extra bitch he is raised the pigeons in the Vatican itself.

Videodragon64

JoJoBA Abridged Mentioned!!! i think about half of the episodes are still up IIIRC. Such Classics.

James S

Hey, Alicia. Considering your friendship with Taka and fondness for Loki in Marvel movies, I was wondering if you've ever seen Taka play Loki, as he did in a short or two. Sorry if that ever got mentioned and I missed it.

Darby D Davis

Gilbert Gottfried told this joke on the Roast of Hugh Hefner. 18 days after 9/11. See, he made a joke about the attack and pissed off the crowd, so he busted out the most drawn out vulgar joke that i had ever heard at that point. And it was fucking hilarious.

Anzac-A1

31:03 Am I the only one who wonders why the concierge or whatever is so androgynous and cute?

Chris White

47:53 Why did that laugh sound like an ELK scream?? XD It's So GOOD!!

dakota zdonowicz

I didn't notice it until it was pointed out... but the Doctor... played by Masako... is pretty much the exact voice that was used when Ginyu body swapped Goku in DBZA...